The Road to Forbidden Door has begun. Starts at 10est/9c
Match Card:
>FTR & Trent Beretta vs Will Ospreay & Aussie Open
>Kris Statlander vs Red Velvet
>Jay Lethal tags with Santam Singh in his in ring debut
>Eddie Kingston vs Jake Hager
AEW Rampage Gamethread #1
Eli Lopez
Jordan Jackson
Ospreay jobbed kek
nujamal is irrelevant amd our bitches, elitegods
Matthew Cooper
IT'S TIME
FOR THE
SAME
EVENT
Gabriel Garcia
you can skip this one boys
>Eddie Kingston def. Jake Hager
>Jay Lethal & Satnam Singh (with Sonjay Dutt) def. Davey Vega & Matt Fitchett
>Kris Statlander def. Red Velvet (with Stokely Hathaway, Jade Cargill & Kiera Hogan). After the match, Jade Cargill and Kiera Hogan attacked Statlander but Anna Jay and Athena rushed down to make the save. The faces stood tall to end the segment.
>FTR & Trent def. Will Ospreay, Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher (with Aaron Henare)
>HOOK & Danhausen were interviewed by Lexy Nair. Danhausen said he and HOOK bought brand-new cars after their winner’s check from Double Or Nothing. HOOK doesn’t say a single word, in true HOOK fashion.
>Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. was interviewed by Tony Schiavone. Baker talks about the state of the AEW women’s division and says that even knowing how much she misses the AEW Women’s World Championship, she knows it misses her even more.
Brandon Carter
>b-b-b-b-but you're a POSER!!!!!!
kek get jobbed. And on our B show, no less.
Gavin Johnson
kek based
their show isn't as good as their fans would have you think, it hasn't been truly great since 2018
Xavier Davis
>Eddie Kingston def. Jake Hager
I will watch the tranny rodeo tonight
Austin Butler
OSPREAY JOBBED
NUJAMALS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES
Benjamin Robinson
Usually don't watch Rampage, but watching this one just to see Tony make the gooks and weebs kneel
Carson Cruz
>>Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu hope this is actually the lineup and she is on last so i can tune out comfortably
Bentley Rodriguez
>in AEW, Will's comp power level is Trent
I would've just refused to work with AEW.
Jordan Gonzalez
Watching this just to see Ospreay job
Gavin Phillips
This is the most bizzare shitpost i have seen lately.
Zachary Gray
>doesn't understand the concept of tag matches
retard
Benjamin Harris
Somehow worse than wwe
Tyler Phillips
>*Opens forbidden door*
>*50 jobbers jump out*
Anthony Turner
>FTR in a 6-man
He was supposed to job to Punk. Not an improvement, but...
Wait, why is Trent implied to be on Punk's level?
Tyler Roberts
Jamals cryin kek
Asher Ortiz
>you can skip this one boys
>Somehow worse than wwe
Isaiah Cook
Flooding a game thread super early for a show no one cares about, just to inflate the numbers. The Cult is desperate tonight.
Jose Baker
Half of that is nujamals in tears coping
Tyler Diaz
>R-r-r-rather be a jobber than a p-p-poser
Logan Bell
LMFAO
Jordan King
Because Trent popped AJ Lee’s Cherry.
Adrian Edwards
>>Jay Lethal & Satnam Singh (with Sonjay Dutt) def. Davey Vega & Matt Fitchett
tone i am beggin ya. who on earth wants this shit
Nicholas Wright
LMFAO
Caleb Jones
kek
Jacob Bell
nujamalbros... not like this
Asher Myers
wait until you find out who wins the tag match
Jackson Williams
Jamals should have been happy that anyone even pity cheered Ospray at all to begin with, regardless of the timing. Now that Tony has made him job to Trent, no one will make that mistake again.
Matthew Baker
Just because the smackdown thread is sliding to page 10, is not a reason to bitch about aew
Kevin Murphy
>he doesn't understand the concept of someone taking the pin
the hole just keeps getting dug deeper
Anthony Perry
more like hiding this trash wooddit gamethread lmao fuck aew fuck reddit fuck woo
Austin Hughes
KWAB
Hunter Gomez
You sound like a bitch