Describe the game you like in the most derivative way possible

Describe the game you like in the most derivative way possible.
>You roll around and kill enemies

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Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee?

>derivative

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>the quest for alien pussy

>You have sex with children.

you and 6-12 other players play as various vehicles from early ww2 to the late cold war and get mad when it makes no sense.

Witcher 3

Some gook shit

You pick up every single plant in the world even though you have absolutely no use for any of them past the first few hours.

Warthunder

The Elder Scrolls, all of them.

Correct.

Mass Effect?

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you eat pills and sit down to get stronger

>Spin in circles until square turns red
>Press B
>Win

You roll around and collect things to brighten the night sky!

Stop giant alien who's fucking up the universe, also main character dies halfway through.

This has to be Elden RIng.

>You go through time and are being chased by aliens who also go through time, only to collect the McGuffins that control time.

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You gather your party and venture forth

any jrpg ever made.

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>Game only uses four buttons
>You press them constantly to the point of practically button mashing

You read.

Sonic

>you push groups of people around with squares to kill enemies

FOUR HOURS

>Kill hobo armies for the first couple of hours

Borderlands?