Paws me the controller, bro

You don't

Nyo

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Feed him some tranquilizer and cut them when he's passed out.

You don't. But if you HAVE to, always remember to NEVER cut the pink part.
And if he gets pissed off at you (rightfully so), try just clipping one per day, pet him while he's sleeping to trick him or something.

And please do not fucking do this

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cats don't move around as much when they're unconscious

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I'm not even trying to cut my cat's nails

Just trying to clear out the black gunk in them, she reacts worse to me scraping them than me cutting them

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Imagine cutting off the tips of your fingers.
Cat nails are not like dog or human nails.

if he swats at you, get him to swat at the clipper. his claw will hook into the clipper hole and won't be able to get it back out easily. just be careful not to clip too much of the nail, only the tip

Everytime I hold the cat's paws she's okay with it but when I gently press to reveal the claws, the cat quickly moves her hand to retract them..

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH PAWS LMAOOOO GET IT

FUCKING PAWS LMAO IT SOUNDS LIKE PASSFUCK YOU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I FUCKING DESPISE YOU NIGGER FOR MAKING SUCH A SHITTY FUCKING PUN

LMAO GET IT YOU USUALLY SAY PASS ME THE CONTROLLER, BUT NOW THE CAT WANTS THE CONTROLLER (WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE CATS DONT FUCKING PLAY VIDEOFAMES) SO IT SAYS PAWS ME THE CONTROLLER LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

YOU ARE SO FUCKING GENIUS YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I DESPISE YOU I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE WITH YOUR SHITTY FUCKING NIGGER PUNS

WOULDNT IT BE FUNNY IF I LE SAID A PUN

LMAOOOOO PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSS
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL KEEKEKEKKEEKEKK

FUCK YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
NIGGER
FAGGOT
CUNT
LOSER
INCEL
CHUD

DIE
NOW

I FUCKING HATE YOU FAGGOTS WHO THINK THEYRE SOOOOOOO FUCKING FUNNY MAKING SUUUUUCH A CLEVER THREAAAAAAAAAD

LOL PAWS GET IT?

LOL OP user WILL YOU TELL US MORE FUNNI JOKES??? I AM EXCITED TO FUCKING LAUGH AT YOUR SHITTY JOKES! I BET EVEYRONE ITT IS VERY EXCITDE TO READ YOUR AWFUL FUCKING PUNS YOU NIGGER

YOUR FAMILY DOESN'T LOVE YOU
FUCK YOU

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what does that "Quick" mean? I mean I know those are the parts you stay away from but "Quick"?

wait until he's sleepy and don't make a big deal out of it. also don't bother with his rear paws.

t. has never had a cat hook their claw into your skin

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

CLEAN

IT

UP

live blood vessels

Dogs have a quick too, their nails just don't flake the way cat nails do. Some cats still need their nails clipped sometimes, especially when they get older. A vet can normally do that during a checkup if you ask them, but most cats can and do take care of their nails themselves.

Oh please, he can just feed that kitty gabapentin and not deal with his cat freaking out over basic grooming.

I want to pop them with a needle.

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What the fuck

Yikes.

See that pink part under your own nails?
Have you tried cutting it or inserting needles into it?

Apparently it originates from the latin word for life or living, as the quick is the only living part of the claw as the rest is made of dead cells.

>I tried everything but he turns insane when I try to cut them
because you are doing basically the same as cutting of a persons finger tips, you should NOT have pets and i hope you die
today

It makes you quick when it happens.

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING

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caught me off guard

Don't lose your tail over it.

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no blood ?

No, I'm playing.

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