Ubisoft's games are like sprouting potatoes

It's poisonous. But the hungry victims still tried to dig up the sprouted part to eat it.

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Ubisoft hate is so overblown.

Is this what Ubisoft uses to optimize their games?

Sprouting potatoes are poisonous? I'd better throw mine out then. Thanks for the heads up user.

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explain potatoes to me, I don't understand.

"Ubi" in some language is literally "Potato".

Sprouting potatoes aren’t poisonous you retarded buffoon.

They sprout because they’re trying to grow. Just peel the sprouts off if you’re that worried. Otherwise, simply plant it and boom, you’ll get free potatoes.

Which languages?

How
Every single active IP they have is bad, and they took the dude that created Sands of Time and the first three Ass Creeds and threw him under the bus

Why did you think that was a clever enough comparison to post

>simply plant it and boom, you’ll get free potatoes
nooo piracy is wrong

wait... sprouting potatoes are poisonous???

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Ubisoft games are like women sports, I don't give a shit about them.

Indonesia and Malay. inb4 never heard of country.

Can I plant them in the summer? I got some free soil and idk what to do with it. But I want free potatoes

Yes, I don't remember, but something like cyanide or potassium. Correct me anytime.

Our country has a meme about Ubisoft potatoes to satirize Ubisoft's poor server quality. Later, potatoes were referred to as the entire Ubisoft, and sprouted poisonous potatoes were referred to as Ubisoft's trash games.

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It is, in the sense that they're not remarkable enough to be hated. They just exist in a corner of the industry, endlessly pushing out AssCreeds and Far Crys, with the occasional brightly colored attempt at looking hip and young which ultimately comes and goes without fanfare.

No, they aren't.
t - potato farmer

Not bad in any real sense, only in the Jim Sterling sense of the word.

fuck off.

Wich country, ireland?

China

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