Giant flame on the tip of its tail is likely to burn your house down

>giant flame on the tip of its tail is likely to burn your house down
>will die if said flame is put out so you can't take it out in the rain and baths are literally a matter of life and death

I'd rather get a Squirtle tbqhwyf

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Only retards take Pokedex entries seriously

>is cuter than Pikachu, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur
The amount of pussy you'd pull with a Charmander vs every other Gen 1 starter makes any other option null and void. It also turns into a fucking hulking ass dinosaur/dragon monster. I mean Blastoise Hydro Pump and Vensaur Solar Beam is dope, but this lil nigga turns into a fucking dragon. It's a no brainer choice.

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I'd rather both you and your thread die ;)

>die if tail is put out.

This hasn't been true in over 10 years.

>From the time it is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.
Dex entry from Pokemon Shield, released in 2019, two years ago.

>will die if said flame is put out
That anime episode with the abandoned Charmander where they protect its flame gets me.

Pokedex entries are horse shit user. Sword and Shield confirmed that with the fossils' pokemon.

You seem insecure for having the need to show off attributes that correlate with being a badass.

Bitch, take a look at that flame. That's real fucking fire.