He had sex

he had sex

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What did it cost him?

not canon. The only sex he had was that one time with dr halsey when he was like 9

Only in the non-canon Silver Timeline written by a woman.

Good writing.

It’s really that bad, huh?

You have no idea.

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I hope the UNSC and the Covenant team up to kill her.

with this

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That’s a chick? At least they didn’t fuck with my boy noble 6, right?

He did

Noble team doesn't appear to exist in the show.

So that mean they didn’t fuck him up. Good. Noble 6 is too good for this trash.

WTF

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>cheif didn't have virtual sex with cortana in their virtual country home while he's frozen after 3
one job

#notmychief
The only thing chief ever fucked was Cortana because he's cortana-sexual due to this fucked up childhood

kek

Arby Sexed The Chief

everything.

saved

Gaybo

>keyes
lost

>looks kind of cute whe she has all of her hair.
>shave off the sides, and she looks like a man
i guess it is fitting for the halo equivalent of Short Round.

cortana's dignity

Trust me, My Neighbor Is A Spartan is more canon than this Sony horseshit.

why can't we get a soap opera show about arby n the chief in their real form as in halo chief not the toy figure

I would had ended the series like that immediately after 4.
Chief does not survive but Cortana uses Forerunner magic to digitize him similar to how the didact survived. Both are seen in a virtual made home located at the shore watching the sunset with implicit sex taking place as the camera pans elsewhere. Both are guarding the Arc and the Halo array forever.

This is a recall to 343 Guilty Spark monologue where it stated that having a lone A.I. guard an entire complex for millennia was a bad decision on part of the forerunners.

There the literal fucking end.