I will start with Wario mains because I main him
You miss when you were special for maining him in smash 4 and when you weren't considered a tier whore, you also wish he was taller even if they would give him a bigger hurtbox. You also want more Wario Land themed attacks. You wouldn't even mind if Waft was removed.
Like Dr Mario, I honestly dont know how many of you actually main the character you main, I think there are characters you would rather rely on and you more of just like her as an avatar and possibly want to fuck her
If it changes anything, my second favourite is Zelda.
Minecraft if he real
You're a fire emblem fan that doesn't really like "spiting" smash like Corrin and Byleth
You are a furry, I don't hide it nor do you push it down people's throat
You don't mind winning or losing, what matters is that your opponent is suffering
One of two things, you are a honest fan of Three Houses and like her because she's easy to play or you're a tranny who's playing as Byleth just to make rosterfags mad
Do you main the default steve color
Yes
You play him for the meme status, you think its funny and if you play L4D2 you try to play Coach
Pichu when serious
Incineroar when I want to have fun
>literally just listing unoriginal stereotypes based on your main
You wish you could still main Marth instead of Lucina for the tipper, but you know its not worth it in ultimate. People that play much easier characters always accuse you picking an easy privileged character.
True lmao, I just love edgeguarding
You perform better when you're trying to have fun. I was going to say you were a woman for playing pichu and would win more if you played an easier character but then you said Incineroar, who is played by dudes who literally chant "I am a chad" while playing
HAIL TO THE KING
Dorriyah
Might just be speaking from experience with experience from a fellow I met at a tournament, you try a little too hard but not to win but you be the funny guy. You probably like the Kirby anime for difference reasons than Meta Kight/Kirby players, they like it because of the lore and consider it half canon and you just like Dedede scenes.
I main Captain Falcon and Villager. You don't know me.
You celebrate every victory like its the coolest shit ever and complain when anyone knows how to deal with a bottom tier character/doesn't choke, you dont have the best connection but that's not really your problem
>you dont have the best connection but that's not really your problem
Going strong since melee
N64: Mario
Melee: Sheik
Brawl: Marth
Ultimate: Mario again!
You're right I dont because Captain Falcon players are usually out going cool dudes without a hint of gayness even if picking the pink color, while villager players are shy and seen as douches, but secretly want more friends who also might be gay because Animal Crossing
98% of my playtime in Brawl and Ultimate has been spent on Snake
Jigglypuff mains outside of melee exist to make people seethe, and that's it. They have the optimal excuse when they lose that they were playing a shit character anyway, so not a big deal. But when they win, especially consistently? Immediate seething from their opponents; like, how embarrassing to lose to a Jigglypuff main.
You desperately want to be the cool guy who dunks on shitters with the Captain, but when you lose, you revert to Villager projectile spam like a little bitch
People here might guess you're a faggot or a tranny who tries to be cute but you actually probably have a lot of body hair, probably have a beard too, you're just good with a good character.
You just like playing really normal characters, you might go for fairs a little too often but that's alright. You like playing the important characters, like if you play l4d, you gotta be the one that plays as Bill on Sacrifice
Damn, that's actually pretty accurate.
He was my most wanted since Brawl
You grunt and talk in snake's voice all the time and tell your friends about Metal Gear lore
You want to have sex with Isabelle
Once again, this guy is only resorting to overused stereotypes
With that being said, I have posted a picture of my main
You went through a phase in middle school where you tried to draw anime
You like Hugh for the wrong reasons just because he's funny. What you forget is that he was actually a good father to Jimmy, even though Jimmy was a boy genius and Hugh wasn't really that smart, he took time to lecture Jimmy and was always heartfelt about it, by the end of the episode Hugh would actually end up being right, he didn't have book smarts but he was wise without realizing it.
>You want to have sex with Isabelle
He's right!
Steve is literally low res Tommy from GTA Vicr City.
>Once again, this guy is only resorting to overused stereotypes
thats the point, anyway Luigi is a hard one, most of the ones I know have serious rage issues, idk if you also main Mario