>he passes the empire carpet blunt
wat do?
He passes the empire carpet blunt
Daniel Watson
Elijah Carter
Benjamin Sanders
That brings back some memories.
The jingle for the empire today number. I member
Noah Edwards
the fucking jingle will never leave my head for as long as i live. i remember some time in grade 8 i started singing the jingle randomly in class and the entire class started to chime in
Asher Martinez
Definitely one of the most memorable ads of all time. What's neat is you can chart its progress on youtube by looking at how the jingle and visuals evolved since the 70s. Decades of evolution led to this ad.
Bentley Anderson
Empire Carpet moved society forward, look where we are without them
Charles Phillips
your childhood sucked if a commercial for carpets stuck out to you
Tyler Ward
Games for this feel?
Elijah Butler
What feel
Jacob Fisher
EIGHT HUNDRED
wait, this isn't video games
Carson Torres
can't be any worse than people who's childhood was defined by video games and cartoons. It's all just different flavors of being a consumer-whore from birth.
Luis Lopez
Is it even possible to ground pound the furniture Into the air like he does? Every time I try my mom throws a fucking fit.
James Wood
Not him, but that’s the power of jingles. You may not know what they’re about half the time, but they’re stuck in your head.
Benjamin Allen
depends. do you have an obnoxiously oversized cranium or no?
Aaron Bell
...Eh, whatever. FIVE EIGHT EIGHT
Brandon Bell
those were blunts? holy hell
Jacob Wood
you’ve never ordered empire and gotten your complimentary blunt!
Isaac Cox
fuck! i was just amazed that boomer could lift that carpet by himself
Joseph Barnes
>got new flooring through empire
>dudes show up to tear up the old carpet
>after they tear it out they tell us they can't continue the job and just fucking walk out
>5 minutes later ICE shows up at my house
fuck these double niggers
Evan Hall
>user didn't know until now
Bait
Elijah Harris
I was filtered by the air conditioning