When she's just, an AI,
Who's in love, with a guy,
Netorare!
When she's just, an AI
Lucas Turner
Nolan Reyes
reminder that halofags deserved this
Jeremiah Morales
they just couldn't stop until they ran Halo into the ground, bros
Angel Green
>two hook nosed kikes doing a sex scene
>while abigail shapiro watches uncomfortably
how in the fucking hell did this get greenlit?
Landon Cox
Post YFW not an Halo consolebabby
Bentley James
Why?
Cameron Martinez
go back to Any Forums faggot
Austin Foster
How are the vfx son fuucking bad? They just had to copypaste the face into the background holy shit
Colton Rivera
Why was a sex scene even needed?
Jayden Smith
Is this even remotely Halo at this point?
How the fuck do any of the events even make sense, John is dreaming of a Halo when they have yet to even see one, there are Human prophets in High Charity, what the fuck am I even watching.
Jace Moore
Why does 343 hate Cortana so much?
John Reed
Oliver Bailey
I'm putting together a team to put Master Chief out of his misery, who's in?
Isaiah Martin
You son of a bitch! I'm in.
Brandon Rivera
Jordan Cooper
Halokiddies thought they could ruin FPS forever and get away with it scot free
Caleb Martinez
Why do they hate video games so much?
Jace Campbell
Chief, its time to rest.
Thomas Murphy
Brayden Hernandez
They hired writers who bragged about having never played the games.
Kayden Lewis
He’s not Jewish, his half brother is. Your faulty jewdar makes it obvious your a continental mutt
Ayden Edwards
My name is John...
Colton Reed
man, this is some retarded shit. I fear for the future of entertainment if all you get are brain-dead zoomers
Christian White
count me in boss
Gavin White
I'm in?
Hunter Johnson
it's a tv version of halo for women to make women want to play halo
Liam Lopez
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in...
Dylan Miller
>According to executive producer Darryl Frank. In a new interview with Total Film, Frank revealed that Steven Spielberg was heavily involved in the show, and left his mark on nearly every aspect of the series. "We treated it as though it was a legacy project of Steven's," Frank said. "He godfathered it in terms of reading every script, helping choose showrunners, writers, director, cast, production design, and visual effects; every aspect of it, he looked at." Given Spielberg's extensive experience with both science fiction and war movies, the material is firmly within his wheelhouse.
Jason Diaz
>women
>playing vidya
Jonathan Lewis
Genuinely. Why are doing Cortana so dirty and making chief look like an even more autistic version of the punisher? Makes about as much sense as elden ring's story.
Lucas Nelson
wtf is this??!??
Jaxon Davis
that's cope-maxing when every franchise's writing is going down the same shitter
Nathan Price
>production team consisting solely of cocky out-of-touch boomer males
>show made by women
Thomas Price
Why is it always the Jews?
Anthony Gray
>an halo
Churro?
Thomas Gutierrez
I'm in position
Michael Scott
Because it's made by someone who admittantly, hates the franchise.