>wake up
>see this
what do?
Wake up
jerk off
check if am in shanghai
Sweet, I don't have to go to work today!
Order pizza
smile
Fap to that girl next door
Look in hole in wall
>this changes nothing.
Unlock 5 locks and go out.
spy on your neighbor and wait for her to change clothes
What did he eat?
Those locks wouldn't protect you if you were in China
Chain your bike up like this in any american city and it will be gone 1 hour after you chain it up
I jigsaw a hole through the door and go to the hardware store. I buy some caulk and paint to fill in the holes that will appear when i yank the chains out of the wall because there's nothing securing them but some sheetrock. Drill into the door frame or the studs next time you retards
Where are the hinges?
Awfully nice of the police state fascists to not confiscate the phone and let it all get uploaded.
Holy shit what the fuck is going on in China? I guess Schwab and co. are benevolent in comparison to the alternative.
covid police in china
burger police in america
it's all so tiresome
I think there was milk in his fridge
literally rip them out of the fucking sheetrock they're not even drilled into load bearing struts
Punch through the walls. If this isn't an American house and I break my hand, then I'd scrape a hole through the door with the chains.