Uh oh digital sisters!

uh oh digital sisters!

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but my nft...

I hope one hits soon. I hate my job and I hate my life.

I fucking wish.
but of course it won't happen.

time to get Any Forums and learn proper life skills, i like fishing a lot

I'm pretty sure that an impact of a big fucking rock that is falling from the sky at the speed of sound is going to destroy more than just tech.

Don't you threaten me with a good time.

Well yeah, of course a massive rock will do more than delete people's harddrives, but solar flares aren't rocks.

>Trusting modern day Science

>solar flare about to hit
>unplug all my electronic shit
>plug it after the flare is over
>everything works again

>could
>never happens
>b-b-but it could!!!

Journalists need to be shot and hanged.

>95 more years!!!

Why not just shoot or hang them? Idiot

Whoops, shouldn't have uploaded my consciousness to the cloud.

heres 2 jewtube vids explaining solar flares and deboonking some of the fearmongering

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youtube.com/watch?v=F-WxNB2UvnY

Why would someone shoot a man before hanging him on a tree?

Damn, all the vidya I won't be able to play anymore at 140+ years...

At least you can talk!
Who are you?

good

who are you?

Why not both?
Shoot them in the head and hang them in public to make an example. Don’t be boring.

>DUDE, SOIENCE!

ate' me yuab
ate' me lyfe

simple as.

>within a hundred years
Why should I give a fuck

>Could
More weasel word journalism, fuck off.

>could
translation: it won't happen. science is 21st century religion at this point. except it cannot be translated it like latin back in the days of luther.

Doesn't a faraday cage protect your devices from this shit?

>wants to shoot at the solar flare
200% American, muh 2nd amendment amiright?

I also could have sex within 100 years.

This would suck but it wouldn't be the end of the world. Pretty sure a lot of tech nowadays is developed with consideration for this eventuality.

fishing is good. Learn how to dig a compost pit and how to cultivate a garden.

I could shit my pants within 1 minute, should this be publicized as well?

>science is 21st century religion
lol no

you could get hit by a meteor after dying in your sleep do to a freak aneurysm. doesnt mean its likely enough to ever worry about

Not that easy, a solar flare is akin to an emp, stuff will fry even disconnected

Protip: a microwave oven is a readily available faraday cage that can save your electronics from solar flare radiation.
Your console can fit in a microwave, right?

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a Solar flare hit Canada in march and all it did was some cool auroras and a short power outage in a couple rural areas

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHH HELP ME MINERVA

On a serious note, would putting electronics in a lead container stop the effects of a solar flare/EMP? Or is that a different type of radiation?

why its so hard for you fkers to use your brain for longer than 2 seconds?

and also gave some schmuck in some election 400% votes and they had to redo it

Hiding in a fridge could save you from a nuclear blast.

>SOLAR FLA-
oh no what will i do

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don't care. i'll be dead by then

>me 2 user me 2

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>Electro-magnetic pulse
>Unplugged controller has no electricity in it

Checkmate atheist

Just use a Faradei cage lmoa, like, nigga, put your shit in the microwave

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>thech that is planned to break after 4 years and has cut corners at every stage of production has solar flare / emp protection built in
Lol
Lmao even

2024 in June the astroid that was known as 1996XF11 will hit earth.
Its currently on the other side of the Sun.
Its looping around and will make impact.

This has been known since 1996. No one cared then and no one cares now.

communism never worked and never will

Oh nooo...
What a shame!

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