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>dark souls II is so good the fanbase spend their entire life expectancy on Any Forums shilling for it

Mascara on eyes, droopy ears, soft mane, and lack of defined muscles relative to what they would've detailed on a stallion.

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Basado

so you're saying ds1 is ass?

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contrast between the edge of the eye and rest of the face is higher for human females than males. so make up basically just enhances a feature that is already there. they gave that horse female eyes and you notice it

they're all 10/10 to me :)

Why can't 2fags stop seething about DS3?

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Dark souls 3 is great retard kill yourself by dilatation

>when he switches lanes

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Yes

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>that guy who fell in love with a horse

I too, would compare Dark Souls 1 and 2 to a horse's ass

They put makeup on it. Women don't actually look "female" to you, your concept of what a woman looks like is determined entirely by jewish media and makeup products.

The one and only based response

Very based

Sekiro niggers don't enjoy Souls games, and that's fine, I just wish they'd shut up about it.

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>the content
its a video game, not a content

fixed

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all souls games are bad

>I think dark souls is akin to a horse's ass while 2 would be its penis

>All souls games are good
This.
Bloodborne, Sekiro and Elden Ring are shit.

Code Vein is better anyway.

true lol

someone make that meme with this image instead

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Made to rape your waifu

Bloodborne is the shittiest of them imo
Just runs like garbage and encourages you to play like a retard moreso than any of the others
But it's still good

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why do you keep posting this image

Gracias doctor

Yeah that's why a man in a dress with makeup on is indistinguishable from a woman. Dummy.

because he is a bot programmed by black niggers to blind the white man or trigger epilepsy through bright colours

Unoriginal, but also underrated post

>Bloodborne is the shittiest of them imo
You're a retarded faggot.

>Women don't actually look "female" to you
brilliant user, thank you

where's the Xenoblade one?

*winks at you*

swap DS3 and gayborne.
that shit is all streamers taped on enemies.

ba$ed and accurate

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yes

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HORSE

PUSSY

Have you ever smelled the remains of food on the tip of a toothpick after you use it? It smells similar to a chicken coop

The consquences of MatthewMatosis have been disastrous for the souls series

>Any Forums likes the game where the bosses dont even attack you
>Any Forums likes the game where you recover health on hit so you can erase your mistakes immediately and never have to strategize
>Any Forums complains about bosses in other games being unfair

really makes you think

thx doc

tranny hands typed this posts

>some retard on y*utube said it's good therefore it's bad
Am I understanding your argument correctly?

No, it's more like
>Some retard on y*utube said it's bad therefore it's good
Every complaint you hear about DS2 originated from that video, and it just caused retards to parrot it to seem intelligent

DS1 is wow
DS2 is meh
DS3 is ugh

Oh sounds like I got it backwards

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luv em all
simple as

Don't get me wrong, DS2 has problems. Adaptability and Lifegems are issues and they rightfully get shit on. But people act like things like the transitions between areas not making sense in like two places means the game is awful.

>Any Forums is one person
really makes you think

>NOOOOOO MY HECKIN HBOMBERGUY SAID IT WAS ACTUALLY GOOOD!!!!
Ironic

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Human female features mostly.

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DS1>ER>=DS3>BB>DS2
Sekiro is not a souls game

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No, having actually played the game tells me it's good. I know that's difficult for you youtube zoomers to comprehend.

>dark souls 2 fags pretending their game is not the biggest pile of shit fromsoft ever farted out

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DS1 is definitive
DS2 tried to be too different and annoying and frustrating
DS3 tried to be too similar and was boring

I deny so-called "sequels" with no SOVL
Dark Souls never had sequels, it's a stand alone game.

You only need to play Demon Souls, Dark Souls, Bloodborne and Sekiro.

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He may be saying something stupid but he is right about most women looking good with make up, that' an illusion wait until she hops the dust in the shower and comes out your kids might thank you

> muh SOVL
You will stop with this pretentious nonsense and resume consuming games like the products they are
> video games are ... LE ART
STFU

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I think we all agree that ER is not on THAT level.

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dilate

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yes, we are anonymous, we are legion.

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replay ds1 now its shit puzzle and shit area filled 15 hour game to stretch it up to 30 hours

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It's my favorite one, and I've played them all.

It is a complete trainwreck of a game with no right to be as fun as it is.

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imagine the sloppiness
clop clop

skiro isnt a souls game

that thread earlier was pretty hot ngl

/thread

I want her to sit on my face

Video games are art tho

Yep.

holy fuck she NEEDS it

Obligatory.

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I liked Ds1, it was pretty good adventure
I very much dislike 2.
I liked Ds3, even with it's shortcomings it was good closure to the trilogy.
Sekiro is were FROM really peaked.
ER was just another dark souls game for some reason and it suffered greatly for that.

lol

thats 2

This. Dodge roll+attack to beat the game. Wow, such amazing combat. Shit's so corny.

Dark Souls 3 really was the one aimed at the Michael Bay, Call of Duty, crowd.

human cock?

>reddit letter media

Even the worst Souls game is better than pretty much anything released in the same year.

Obviously, but taking a side and shitflinging is more fun than reaching a consensus.

Hniggertranny can fuck off with his faggot e-commie opinions. DaS2 is still good.

Which game is the horsecock of the series?

fixed, its all polished rehash shit

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>still
That's implying it was ever good. Not even the paid patch could fix it, but it did make it a hell of a lot funnier to invade it.

i just replayed ds1 while larping as a normie soldier from tw:medieval2 right after elder ring and I had a blast. You're either a bitch or you've already got what you could get out of ds1

>No whining, just dining’

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I want to take my time with them and explore them all deeply.

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Why are you still able to make an OP that doesn't sport any text?

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Sekiro was ahead of its time

Then again i think I'd enjoy playing some horse cock to clean my palate from the taste of Pleben Ring

Ahead of its time how exactly?

one of these games is not like the other

It had an asian protagonist

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this

dark souls 1 and 2 would be the ass of the horse KEK

Fuck DS3

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I played DS2 on release, it was such a fucking abortion of a game that i didnt bother with the DLCs. You can say SotFS fixed the game as much as you want but 2 will always remain on my shit list.

Kneeled

JTRHNBR

DS3 was such a fucking pile of shit, not only for the game itself but for bringing in a massive influx of casual retards who will now always want "muh infinite high iframe rollspam" as the only viable way to play the game.

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>use knowledge of the semi open world and diverse areas to your advantage in subsequent play throughs to optimize
Yeah
that's one of the best parts of the game

I love sekiro being included in any of these lists, might as well include all the armored core games as well if the only requirement is for it to be made by fromsoft.

>Sekiro is not a souls game
apparently anything with a heal that is restored at checkpoints is a souls game

>Thinking 2 > 3
When will this meme die?

I fucking laughed

>replay ds1 now
I replay it constantly
god tier game

>build variety is a minor feature

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Dark Souls 2 Chads, WW@?

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Danke Doktor

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I've come to the conclusion why DS2 and 3 fans hate each other so much, and it's because 2 and 3 are such huge opposites. The shit that makes people love 2 is completely absent in 3 and the shit that people love about 3 is dogshit in 2.
Dark Souls 2 fans love the ability to go to different parts of the map from the beginning (albeit not as open as 1) or approaching bosses from different angles at different times, they love the build variety even to silly extremes like power stancing greatswords before The Last Giant, they love pushing to different NG cycles with ascetics, shit like that.
DS3 fans love the fast paced bosses and generally good (enough) graphics.
Everyone is bitching over which game is better when the reason people like the games over each other are completely different. DS2 fans are crying that DS3 sucks because it's linear with no build variety and DS3 fans are crying because the combat isn't roll2win like how they like it. Such pointless arguments because no one ever wins because there's no amount of flaws I could point out that would make what they enjoy about entirely other subjects of the game "wrong".
The tl;dr is DS1 is the best

>approaching bosses from different angles at different times,
what does that matter when the majority of bosses dont even attack you

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Dumb opinion

retarded newfag

the thread where that man and horse were having a bit too much fun together?

SEX WITH HORSES

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>scrape out competitors sperm
I fucking hate this jewish meme, it's like people are unaware of how a normal penis functions

Fromsoft ranking
>S tier
Kingsfield 3, Kingsfield 4, Shadow tower
>A tier
Kingsfield, Demons Souls,Dark souls 2
>B tier
Kingsfield 2, Shadow Tower Abyss, Dark souls
>Roll spam tier
Dark souls 3, Elden Ring, Bloodborne

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Human dick is the best dick and humans are the best at using it. It's just a simple fact of nature user
>Jewish meme
What the fuck are you talking about?

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It would be more accurate if every square were just the horse's hindquarters because every souls game is the same.

The "jewish meme" is that the corona of the glans acts as a maneuver to scoop out competitor sperm. This is not true solely due to the way a normal penis functions mechanically.
Janitor I swear to god, pic related is only for educational purposes, don't cuck me

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how do you not see the fuck me eyes?

Sauce?

Calling it a jewish meme is kind've dumb, it's not unreasonable to come to the conclusion that that's what it's for because there are other animals that have similar structures that are used for that.
But I do think with humans it's more likely for keeping your own sperm in, as humans have pretty junk spunk from what i've heard so maximizing sperm in the womb seems like a safe bet for insemination.

Horses are cute.

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>Thought user was being retarded for no reason
>It's actually about circumcision
huh

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Don't work, I fixed it for you, OP :)

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Neigh

ER needs to be a tiny horse head in a vast ocean of nothing.

DS2tranny hands made this

Interesting..go on..

No one cares about fromshit games post more mares

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Are you a female girl from the south by any chance?

I think I finally understand why people hate on 2. They’re the kind of people that don’t replay the games or do pvp. They most likely rush through the game using summons to plow through all the bosses until they’re done with it in one go.
Dark Souls 2 had the best build variety, covenant system, pvp balance, zone variety, route variety, enemys, bosses, magic, weapons, DLC, and replay ability. Seriously go back and play dark souls 1 and try to make a fun build that you can think of, there really arent much. the only good thing about 3 is that magic looks nicer because of how dark the world is.

I dont think artorias is a good boss fight

Sekiro is the only good one

>Structured identically to Souls games but with a greater (but still relatively shallow) emphasis on stealth
>Functionally similar combat with an emphasis on parrying instead of rolling
>No similarities

>no leveling
>no weapon or build variety
>(pathetic) skill trees
>healthbar and damage irrelevant for a vast majority of the game
>verticality much greater roll with (((grappling hook))) and unconventional level design
>no similarities
correct

accurate

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i liked this movie

GO BACK!

that should be DS2 but okay

Well alright user if you want it so badly...

THEY RIPPED OFF REAL LIFE!

This
But some are more good than others

never pass the first enemy, right ?

Yeah, that one zombie dude who slowly swings his swords is onions hecking hardcore...

Dark Souls 1 >>>>>>>> Dark Souls 3 >>>>> Dark Souls 2

>King's Field 1 in fucking A-tier
Yeah no fuck off, I've played that game to completion and it's a fucking tech demo

2 > Sekiro > Demons > Bloodborne > 1 > Elden Ring > 3

go home tourist

im think its a centaurworld

Fuck off.
I'm not contrarian enough to think that a shit game with good DLC would be considered to be good

You immediately know a pics poster is under age when its missing Demons Souls, the best one

Its kino immersive medieval combat yeah. Best combat ever. Also you did not notice since you did not play past the tutorial, but these games are a thousand more things than just combat. They are an adventure, an exploration, a mystery.

Then why do you think DS3 is good? Its exactly that, a shit game with good (arguable) dlc

the only good thing about ds3 dlc is the boss in the painting

Why do we dislike the 3rd DS again?

Elephants > horses anyway

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most accurate
now add elden ring

sekiro in s tier, thanks

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SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

This is the only redeemable post in this shit thread. Thank you for this.

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Actually based. Underrated.

Also based.

Well for one, on top of having terrible graphics, it's also a boring slog through a world of same-looking gray and brown vomit.

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ywnbaw

IESLchad I kneel

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gracias doctor

>elden baby is delusional
back to readdit, newnigger

ahhh may chaos take the world...
may CHAOS
TAKE
THE WORLD!!!

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do this to all of them

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I'd like Bloodborne more if they made more actual areas instead of "muh chalice dungeons."

if you actually played the game you would hate it

no one goes "muh chalice dungeons" user
no one sane that is, the fuckers that say you NEED them to get good loot are fucking retarded and can't play the game normally without juicing up on rare rune drops
You can beat the whole game with the fucking cane for fucks sake, you don't need the dungeons

has any one gone back to older souls games after beating ER and finding them way, way easier than they used to be?
I was never the best pro BB player and I remember moon presence and orphan were quite hard for me to beat, after beating ER I loaded up BB on my old first save that was stuck right in front of MP and she was a cakewalk now

DS3 is the best gameplay and technology wise

Tunic is a souls game

For me:
ER>DS1>Sekiro>BB>DS3>DS2>DeS
They are all good games though, and generally much better than the fetid waste the rest of the industry shits out