AEW Dynamite: Gamethread #5

TONIGHT
>Battle Royal to decide who faces Jon Moxley
>Hangman Adam Page vs NJPW's David Finlay
>PAC vs Buddy Matthews
>Thunder Rosa(c) vs Marina Shafir for the AEW Womens World Championship
>Jon Moxley vs Battle Royal winner, winner faces either Tanahashi or Goto at Forbidden Door for the Interim AEW World Championship

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gAyEW is for fags lol

why not just have Bryan win it to tie it to BCC? KOR winning makes no sense.

i'm convinced TK does not want that million

So let me get this straight Tony had
>Takeshita
>Andrade
>Fenix
>Darby
>Hobbs
and he fucking choosed kyle? I love big autism kyle but you definitely couldve done better

>commercial for pubic hair shaving
what

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Keith Lee is fat

I'll stay for Pac vs Buddy, but damn Tony sucks at booking.

Making another game thread for the worst booked AEW Dynamite in history.

Because Bryan has something else lined up, and they're keeping him at home to avoid injury risk.

REASONBROS
THE INTERIM CHAMPIONSHIP IS OURS

If he absolutely needed a heel to face Mox he should've went Andrade. At least Andrade I could see squeaking a win over Mox. I already know KOR will lose.

>This last five is kinda lacklustre is ok though Hobbs will probably
>Ok nevermind he just got eliminated but at least Fenix will win
>Dang he just got eliminated it's fine though Andrade will win
>fuck this

why did you post a WWE fan OP?

a black guy in a move, clearly the end of western civilization

COOM

Still thinking about how good Moxley vs Takeshita would've been

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Fuck AEW
Fuck Moxley
Fuck Tony khan
Call me when Punk is back

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How did O'Reilly end up stealing a reason from Roberto Pescado?

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>JR talking about surgery on the FITE feed

Why have a Battle Royale if it's going to be a geek battle royale? Why not just have a 4 way?

There were like 10 guys who were much worse and much more likely to win this so I'm pleasantly surprised with KoR

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>Surgery on lower leg

Punk what the fuck did you break?

That ad was pure coombait too

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That battle royale was fucking shit and Tony's crush on O'Reilly is fucking weird.
But Pac vs Buddy about to be MOTY.
Tony is a shit booker carried by good wrestlers.

please no

Just enjoy the match

Bros, I hope they don't show MJF at all this week to really sell the work..

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>trios titles

Imagine getting filtered by a based REASON GIVER

legit my thought process

You also could have done worse than Kyle.
You basically had it in the order I would have wanted with Takeshita on top, but Kyle feels legit when he's in the ring enough to believably almost beat Samoa Joe.\
Can't say that about most people on the roster. Honestly can hardly say that about andrade, darby or hobbs. Kyle is alright

So is it true after all that Tony isn't a fan of him?

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TITLE DEBUT BROS GET IN HERE

triple belts LETS GO

>another fucking new title

>trios title
FUCKING FINALLY
FINALLY
FINALLY
>it's not the trios title
what?

new championship?
NATO championship?

everyone freaking out over the KOR win when him and mox will tear it down in the main event and everyone will forget that they acted like fucking faggots for half the show

ANOTHER TITLE

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all atlantic championship? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

Not watching- heard the crowd was dead for the whole battle royale? That’s kinda concerning

it becomes more and more clear with each week that the good will toward AEW lies entirely on the talent, no one ever gets booked well in this fucking company

holy fuck that belt looks based

>all Atlantic titles
this sandniggers handing titles to everyone

None of those guys were credible to go over Moxley

>All Atlantic Champion
ANOTHER Singles title?

Tiny Khan hotshotting another Title... KEK

>The most important match in AEW in months, something that could break the milly mark if booked right
>Kyle O'Reily
lolAEW

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Thank god it's not trios titles

who's the two from njpw bros?

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>Another title
TONY

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I feel like they use to show her hairy snatch more in that commercial. Did they censor it?

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BUY RING OF HONOR
MORE TV TITLES
MOAAAAAAR TITLE BLOAT
AHHHHHHHH MORE MORE MORE
I WANT MOOOORE TITLE BLOAT

Look they made a new title for Miro

>tony khan
>visionary

TRIOS TIME
Wait what

>more belts

that's a kino looking belt

>all-atlantic
>same design as the new women's belt
>four way match for the inaugural champion

Holy shit what a bombardment of bad ideas.

Intercontinental Championship at home

>no trios?

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>All Atlantic Title
>most of the participants are from the Pacific
what a fucking retard

Australia bros we got this

this

LMAO WTF another singles belt? all the ROH titles, can't even book the TNT or world title right and you just throw another one out there? LOLAEW

>the VISIONARY Tony Kahn
lmao dronies gonna seethe

>visionary Tony Khan

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after Darby not a single dime on that list

>European title basically
fucking kino

INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE AT HOME

another belt
>all atlantic championship
that's a weird one. belt might be cool. oh shit that's why PAC vs Buddy is happening

NATO BELT
LFG
>why is Japan in the Atlantic

women's tag belts? FUCKING WHEN ?

TRIOS LF.. what

so that's why Miro wasn't in the battle royale. I forgive you Tony, that belt looks nice as fuck

>another singles title
Why

I accept your concession

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BASED INTERNATIONAL TOURNAMENT

MIRO BROS ITS TIME

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I'm guessing this title is meant to travel to NJPW, DDT, AAA, and RevPro. I can't see what else the point of it would be.

So is it a European title or is it going to be defended in NJPW?

so who you got in this bracket?

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i swear he does this shit on purpose now

Andrade bros……when will it be our turn???

AND WHAT IS THIS SHIT??? WHEN ARE THE TRIOS BELTS COMMING??!! TONY YOU FUCKING MARK ANSWER MY TWEETS!!

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MORE TOURNAMENTS
MORE TITLE BLOAT
YES TONY YESS
THIS IS TEH BOOKER OF THE YEAR I LOVE
MOOOOORE AHHHHH

kek fake ass IC belt

If it’s an intercontinental championship it should go to the Honky Tonk Man, the greatest intercontinental champion of all time

Oh god we sort of copied that STARDOM title that has to be defended against foreigners.

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>all atlantic championship
well it's not bad, I have a feeling it'll be better than the TNT belt lol

LET'S GO PAC YOU MAD BASTARD, BRING THE BELT HOME

>All-Atlantic
>Japan and China
visionary indeed

PUT SHINGO IN THAT TOURNEY TONY YOU COWARD!

Putting all your big names in another Mid-Card Title instead of the World Title. Okay, Tiny Khan is beyond stupid.

Buddy wins because Pac can't be bothered to be available every week without issue.

>hotshotting
you don't know what that word means, stop using it

Basically.

Naito

JULIA KINO

BILLY GOAT BROS
THE BELT IS OURS

There's a bong quite high up in NJPW user.

Could be Zack vs Will from Japan.

>A singles title
When you have a million trios
lol. lmao even.

Short steroid battles.

Is Buddy Matthews on roids?

Hey guys :)

The new God and redeemer of wrestling

Why not call it the Intercontinental Championship?

LETS GO BUDDY

Absolutely fucking KINO. That explains why so many of them were missing from the Battle Royale. I LOVE the flags being there too, it shows just how international AEW has become.

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probably a belt that gets defended in other feds

>Atlantic
>Involves japan
Americans have no clue about Geography lmao

Malakai's winning
Pac's winning
Miro's winning
These first matches are too predictable

Oof, we barely saw her

I think I saw this match on 205 live like 3 years ago

Wait this atlantic championship thing is unironically a rib right?
Its... its a joke right? A rib on the Intercontinental title?

there's no fucking way this is real ahahahahahahahahah what the fuck tony what even is this belt for
>Another midcard singles belt
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>All Atlantic Championship
>Has Australia and New Japan in tourney
>Neither of those countries have the Atlantic Ocean reach their shores.
Is it the coke or poor education for the Univ of Illinois that caused this oversight?

>big names
Where? Miro will be a based and blessed first champ, though.

buddy's cool, but PAC is cooler

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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THE HOUSE OF BBLLAAAAAAACCKKKKKEEDD

Are they just throwing shit at a wall tonight or what?

All-AtlanticChampionshipbros

We have arrived.

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PAC better fucking win this match and the belt!

LET'S GO OSPREAY!

Trios doesn't have an history in American wrestling

205bros

There's only one KOR

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sooo buddy vs miro then

THIS MATCH IS ALREADY 7 STARS AND THE BELL HASNT EVEN RUNG YET

What the fuck does All Atlantic mean? What the fuck is Tony doing. FUCK

they both are dude, look at their delts

he should get a way over the top Willy Wonka gimmick where he acts like an insane genius

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>Malakai
>PAC
>Miro
>New Japan Guy
Either Miro or the new Japan guy wins it

KEK I LOVE PACS THEME

So far this Dynamite has been very perplexing. When you need a big name Battle Royale you give us a geek battle Royale, and then you give us a new singles title, which nobody asked for. I feel like Tony Khan is flustered because his plans got thrown awry by Punk's injury.

Why is Australia there? It's not in the Atlantic

TWO FORMER 205 CHAMPIONS

BUDDY MURPHY VS NEVILLE
E-CHADS WE EATING

damn these two niggas juiced

the argument is simple
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN AEW, ESPECIALLY IN A BATTLE ROYAL. EVERYONE CAN GET A CHANCE.

All Atlantic? Pacific bros?

PAC with the most "I'm jobbing" face I've ever seen

I wish I was "Shotty" Lee Johnson, bros..

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They need a belt you have to defend at the grocery store.

CRICKETS

it's a fatal 4 way
>tony makes his own mitb but leaves golden tickets inside of lockers

Miro all the way baby

wrestling to a silent crowd it really is 205 live

Is that Neville?

Battle of the pecs

TNT belt demoted to third tier?

So I finally got my answer as to who is bigger between buddy and pac

>no Reba card with scratch and sniff on the back

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1. So? Once upon a time American Wrestling didn't have a history of Junior heavyweight wrestling as well.
2. Numerous promotions have had Six man tag titles.

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Penta so he shows it off in AAA or the NJPW guy

Maybe this title will be the bridge into the European scene? Maybe an excuse to have a prescense in England and try to rebuild that scene?

These two niggas are so fucking BASED holy shit

the fuck is with the crowd silent bitches

I get the feeling this belt is designed to be taken out of the company a lot.

if they job out PAC here........

What a shitty name and concept for a title. Why not just have a jr. heavyweight/cruiserweight title, or even an openweight title? And where’s the fucking trios belts?

my shotty is hart if you understand

>I wish I was "Shotty" Lee Johnson, bros..

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>Kyle instead of a dimes rematch of Mox vs Wheeler
>all Atlantic yummy midcard title instead of trios
>Buddy will probably job even though hes the favorite

Did tony run out of blow or something? This is garbage

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Why it has the Chinese flag?
China isn't even on the atlantic

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I don't follow the English scene, what happened to it?

Isn't upper deck something you do with a toilet

>Chinese flag

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So this match is Ex WWE guy vs Ex WWE guy and the Main event is Ex NXT guy vs Ex WWE guy. KEK

Andrade is a lucky man in bed, but in the ring and on the stick, he's just Santos Escobar at home.

>Julia not sitting on ring steps

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aussies will find a way to shitpost their way into tourneys somehow

it's one of the issues with how they have both a ton of high end talent, and utilize jobbers too often, tony has few guys that can take a pin and not look weak.
>darby
>archer
>caster
are really it.

This belt transcends companies

>Kansas City, Missouri
Never come back, fuck this crowd holy shit. Last week's L.A crowd was white-fucking-hot compared to this dogshit.

What I'm presuming. Tony wants it to be an ad for AEW internationally and an excuse to borrow NJPW midcarders occasionally

Tony Khan is in fact an idiot mark. There is 0 storytelling here at all. 0 explanation for who or what is going on in this clusterfuck tonight. JR is a complete husk, old JR would have told me everything I needed to know by know.

A 3rd singles title is pure TNA bullshit. WHO CARES

no cap

Shotty is whats known as "One of the good ones" like based Bobbo or Hobbs

backup in case they lose turner

>wanting Yuta in the main event
opinion discarded

Is this match based or cringe?

Why do fags focus solely on Cole/Fish/KOR's nXt stay? Their gimmick in nXt was basically the same as it was in PWG and ROH, which they're probably more well known to the typical AEW fan than their run on the WWF Network. They should have jumped to AEW when the signs that nXt was gonna be rebooted instead of waiting to be fired. The entire Danielson gimmick in 13/14 was Paul and Vince thought he was a manlet but suddenly a 14yo boy and his buddies were the part of the new 4 Horsemen in nXt? Miro? Mox? Jericho? Hardy Boyz? Yeah, former WWF lifers. Nxt was just a stopover for reDRagon and Cole.

Wait, Pac is quicker than a hiccup too?! Damn!

>Table spot during picture and picture
lol wtf

NXT UK gave it a nasty black eye. It's still putting out some top guys, but the indies struggled.

so miro vs who from njpw?

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Trump lost

The UK is nothing but smarks at this point huh

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I hope in a few months he comes out with an All Pacific Championship with the German, Cuban, Saudi and Nigerian flags on it.

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What flags are on the belt? UK USA Japan Mexico

It’s 205 live

KENTA

iishii

Cringe if it were anyone other than PAC and Mathews

>Japan
>China
>Atlantic

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>Tony Khan is in fact an idiot mark. There is 0 storytelling here at all. 0 explanation for who or what is going on in this clusterfuck tonight. JR is a complete husk, old JR would have told me everything I needed to know by know.
>A 3rd singles title is pure TNA bullshit. WHO CARES
this nigga SEETHING

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RevPro? Great, another championship for Ospreay.

OSPREAY

Started rebuilding a few years back then just as it started getting a few stars to go there like the American Indy scene NXT UK came in there to drive them out of business and now its dead again

At least we dodged the "Cartoon Network" title

Buddy Matthews
Miroslav
Pentagon Jr.
Will Ospreay

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shut up retard, Yuta is one of the best things in AEW right now

>120 post
>89 posters
This board is All Elite

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We were there! Holy shit so loud

Shotty is not even a good wrestler and has zero charisma. What makes him good?

match will be dimes, mox works real well with guys with that style
thatcher and filthy vs mox were some of his best ever

Hopefully Shingo or Jeff Cobb.

E-drone whore

I feel like Buddy needs this more than PAC, but PAC will win regardless
Shame.
Ospreay vs PAC should be great tho

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Ishii

a lot of the feds closed down. not sure what their relationship is with progress or wxw though. i have a feeling it'll be a belt that guys who wrestle on the indies take with them since it's smaller.

for me, it’s the Chinese flag on the all-Atlantic belt

what's with the dead crowd? shitty city?

>JR literally just saying random UK TV words during the ad-break

I'm not even american, try again

What's his finisher?

He better go over

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I'm just here to laugh at KOR winning the br lmao

no organic push

Fuck that. Andrade’s broken English is over with me brother

missed the first 30 minutes, anything good happen?

These matches lead to a 4 way, so Master Wato

Stop watching
Stop posting
Never come back

Its lame ass Kansas City.

I hope that mustachioed bald guy wrestles tonight

its like some hicktown lazy city so yeah

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>2 roided up manlets who can work and look pissed off
based and mad it took this long for them to wrestle

Ive defended Tony for three years but all of the development on this episode has really jumped the shark for me

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JR stroking out

WASH CHUR BAK

I flippa you, you flippa me chop

>Start going to the West coast
>Go to L.A and Ontario, California
>Instead of going up north to San Francisco, Portland, Seattle or even Vancouver, AEW goes right back to Kansas City, Missouri
I love AEW but that was fucking retarded. Either commit to a west coast tour or don't do it at all

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>All Atlantic Belt
>5 of the 8 participants come from non-Atlantic countries.
Tony Khan has no sense of geography

China. China is on the belt. Tony is a fucking retard

>stupid Peepfaggots BTFO
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FELLOW PEEPFAGS!

>number 1 wrestling promotion in the UK
Legitimately curious, on what metric?

mentally ill tranny lover bros..... this is what we look like

Boris Johnson won. Enjoy you rat porridge.

BASED
WHATCHU MEEN?

Puffy vagina

>more unique IPs watching dynamite than HITC

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Where the fuck is Lance Archer?

Havent been in a gamethread in months. Is there always this many seething drones?

>create entirely new belt just to put it on Ishii
based

>They keep hyping up the UK shit
Its going to be Ospreay bros

Ali does that spot with Buddy better than Pac did desu

TV Ratings. Dynamite airs on free TV, WWE is behind a £50 monthly paywall

Sure is a lot of UK dick sucking here
When's the fucking tour, Tony

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

i'd say ospreay but i figure they'd rather have him in a singles or tag match against someone.
what NJPW guys are from countries outside of japan and the us?

>organic push

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Buddy's greatest accomplishment in wrestling is that he got to fuck Prime Lexi.

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Wheeler Futa.

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you were just shitting on him in the previous thread

>crowd is dead silent
it really feels like a 205 live show

The Queen's Metric System

ZERO HEAT WRESTLING

>everything I needed to know by know
JR doesn't know anything, we know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know.

I would've just followed the coast. End in Vancouver or even be a mad lad and end it in Alaska.

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makes sense, thanks

is there even a live crowd? ive never seen a deader bunch of people

Just get to the flippy shit already, crowd's dying down.

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no just recently

>>Go to L.A and Ontario, California
LA was a no-brainer and of course the Bucks are going home to Ontario for a homecoming show. Should've gone up the coast after that though, agree there.

And that's a shoot, brother. Over 100 a thread for Dynamite damn.
the ebots can astroturf all they want but the genuine hype is for AEW for sure

worked

Ratings definitely, AEW murders WWE most weeks. But also everyone into wrestling seems to be AEW, I had a random BT salesman ask me "what you into" and when I said "wrestling" he unironically asked "Like WWE or real wrestling like AEW?"

On the metric of Tony doesn't think WWE is wrestling

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The poor guy once again headcanoned a whole Christian push that didn't end up happening.

He was in the Battle Royale and was the 2nd eliminated

yes, they only watch dynamite though. rampage and dark gamethreads are always cozy af

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Serpenticobros...

>entire crowd is clapping
yeah, they're totally dead. might help to watch the show instead of just reading whats happening

Remember to thank O'Reilly tomorrow for the No Milly Drop™

I want him, I need him

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It's the Johnny Foreigner title, no Yanks in it

>deadlift liger bomb
based

NEEEEEEEW

Who’s this cutie?

>Atlantic
>China and Japan

Gotta sell the Warner Bros mandate for a week or two first.

This is pretty good, I expected more flippy shit

any other leafs here always watch the DSOTR reruns on TSN2 after dynamite?

>literally better than the world title

AEW championship needs a redesign immediately.

Nah wait till after Forbidden door at least

I envy him every day.

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EH-STEENK

Predict the buy rate of Forbidden Door

Eagles (Atlantic nation of Australia)
GOK (Kayfabe Mongolian)
Akira (wop)
TJP (Phillipines)

Everyone wants to see what happens to Cody, but more people enjoy talking about AEW shows as they happen. AEW is over with Any Forums

there were over a hundred people in the last thread you fucking schizo retard, gb2r

Kek
Based.

What is Pac's hairstyle called?

The Final is a 4 way match.. they took long enough to tell everyone kek

ECW, ECW, ECW, ECW

Australia bros...

One BILLION buys

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Sayuri Matar.

WUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt