Would you rather live Miz life or Punk's?
God gives you to choose
Justin Butler
Adam Allen
Miz
Kevin Perez
Miz without question.
Lincoln Sanders
>God gives you to choose
>Would you rather have Miz life
Good morning, sir!
Thomas Wright
Punks
Ryan James
Who the hell is picking punk when you gotta live through shit like that lawsuit, that ufc career and this aew run?
Michael Jones
Did you see Maryse tonight?
Gabriel Morris
Lets look at the pros of each
Miz
>More money
>Hotter wife
>More attractive
>Better physique
>More popular
Cm Phil
>Obese virgins of the internet will give you an imaginary five stars and worship you
Yeah this is a tough one
Josiah Walker
He's a wrestling legend
Austin Johnson
Miz´s
Mason Miller
Wow dude super difficult fucking decision
Grayson Morgan
Oh yeah, also the Miz is probably a conservative based on things he has said which means he's also probably Christian, meanwhile CM Phil is an outspoken atheist liberal who is going to hell. You can't be more of a jobber than being an atheist faggot in hell.
Chase Morales
punk fucked maryse and she was too much of an annoying bitch to date
he also fucked almost every women in wrestling when he was active
he settled for a comfy tomboy gf when he got tired of sleeping around who he can enjoy geek shit with instead of trying to be a reality star faggot
Lucas Gonzalez
Wasn't miz raped by JBL
Jayden Butler
Miz
>made man in WWE
>beautiful loving wife
>close knit group of friends both in and out of wrestling
>children
>CM Phil
>beloved by smarks
>he and his wife behave like they are single
>no kids
Kayden Hall
Damn Phil, watch out. You may hurt one of your fingers
Jaxon Brown
no bitches?
Blake Walker
The Miz has absolutely won at life. It's not even a contest.
Jace Adams
Miz. Who the hell would pick Punk?
Adam Martinez
Notice that all the pictures of Punk with hot chicks are at a bar?
Mason Hill
He's straight edge bro
Jaxson White
How is that a question?
Miz.
Brandon Martin
They both seem like faggots. So, neither?
Ryder Wright
Punk
AJ is hotter than maryse
He’s had a more interesting career generally and will be far more fondly remembered
Better matches
More famous
Although Miz probably doesn’t hurt nearly as much as punk in the morning
Dominic Anderson
Yeah that ufc run was legendary kek
Gabriel Jenkins
Punk wakes up every morning, looks in the mirror, and does his best to justify life is still worth living. He has admitted this in so many words on several occasions.
Angel Howard
You mean like I take over their lives right now and have to deal with all their past embarassments? Miz.