>WHAT IF WE MADE ORSTIEN AND SMOUGH AGAIN
>BUT GAVE SMOUGH PROJECTILES
>AND MADE SMOUGH AS FAST AS ORNSTEIN
>AND GAVE HIM A RAPIER AS LONG AS HE IS FAT
>AND GAVE HIM A RAPPIER BARRAGE ATTACK THAT LASTS 30 SECONDS AND GOES THROUGH WALLS AND FORCES YOU TO ROLL SPAM
>AND WE ALSO GAVE SMOUGH AN INSTANT AOE THAT STUNS THE PLAYER
>AND A ROLL ATTACK THAT ONE SHOTS AND DOESN'T STOP UNTIL IT HITS THE PLAYER
>AND WHAT IF ORNSTIEN DID MORE DAMAGE THEN SMOUGH AND HAD STRETCHY POWERS THAT MAKE IT SO YOU CANT EVEN RUN AWAY
>AND WHAT IF WE GAVE HIM AN UNESCAPEABLE BLENDER ATTACK THAT DOES THE ENITRE PLAYER'S HP
>AND WHAT IF WHEN THEY DIED THEY REVIVED EACHOTHER ENDLESSLY
>AND WHAT IF THEY HAD ONE OF THE MOST BLOATED HP BARS IN THE ENTIRE GAME
>SURELY THE PLAYERS WILL LOVE THIS :D
FUCK THESE NIGGERS, only way i beat them was by duel wielding the darkmoon sword with a cold clay more and proccing frostbite every 2 seconds while staggering them with the moonlight wave. The only reason Ornstein and Smough was fun was because they were designed with a double battle in mind, for the godskin duo they just copy and pasted 2 single encounter bosses and expected it to be just as good, god I love this game but shit like this bogs down the entire experience.
WHAT IF WE MADE ORSTIEN AND SMOUGH AGAIN
lol i beat this boss in NG+ with +15 weapons on my first attempt
put one to sleep and shit on the other one
braindead easy boss, sorry you're bad at the game
Sleep pots
>Using status
You didn't beat the game
How long does the sleep effect last?
Go back to getting raped by them
Does anyone find it funny that instead of just copying Ornstein & Smough, they copied them, then split them up so you have to fight both 3 times before fighting them together?
Also, does anyone else find it funny that they actually just copied Smough anyway, because the big fat Prelate dude wielding the Fire Smough Hammer literally has all of Smough's moves, and is just a random miniboss?
>that vig bar
OH NO NO NO NO
Retard
I'm fairly sure they're a group of people and not individuals like Oreos & S'mores.
Thankfully they melted to my bleed build
>funny
The shameless attempts at plagiarizing from better games were sad in DS3 and remain sad in Elden Ring.
YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT AGAINST THIS?
HE JUST SUMMONS A GIANT LIGHTINING SWORD THE FUCK
I just used Lhutel + the fat NPC summon
>Plagiarizing your own work
lmao
I just blasted the fat one with bolts until the health bar was gone.
>Alright boss, we went ahead and made Ornstein & Smough 2.0, because everyone loved it the first time and we want to have a memorable challenge fight in this game too.
>Spread them around to fill space? Like 3 or 4 times each? Are you sure?
>And put the real fight at the end of the game?
>And then go and make a bunch more random nameless enemies copies of them too?
>Are you sure this is how you design games?
>YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT AGAINST THIS?
Good news! You get to fight him two more times.
>Think you can end the fight early by killing the second one before he revives the other
>It just spawns a new one anyway
Laaaaaaaaameeeeeee
About 5 or so seconds. Once they get up you can just throw another at them and keep snoozing them.
Kek
Self plagiarism is literally a thing and something many authors have been accused of
Yeah it's a really dumb duo fight because if you kill both, it doesn't matter. I'm also not sure how their health bar works because both individual health bars are contained in the main one (why? for what purpose?) but they have a set HP amount so it's not like you can just keep damaging one to deplete the bar. And then when the second one revives, it has like 1/10th of the total combined health bar so it dies in one attack.
I don't understand why designed this fight or why, it makes no fucking sense.
Yes, which is what happens when you let your skills go to shit.
>It's ok if I sell the same exact book over and over.
>I wrote it the first time, so why would anyone complain if I just cut and paste it and then resell it again and again?
You're trying way too hard. Cope with you failure.
This game is excelent at making shitters self expose themselves. just get good bro.