And Sir Gideon Offnir!

>And Sir Gideon Offnir!
>The All-Knooooowwwwiiinnnnnnnnggg!!!!!!!!

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He didn't seem to know I would melt him with corpse piler

Kek the intro VA was ridiculous. His delivery did not match what was being said at all

Get off my board fromshitter

>tries to kill you despite knowing full well that you've killed up to 6 demigods
It seems all the knowledge in the world can't save you from retardation.

He thought he could kill you by combining all their powers

His moveset actually changes depending on how many demigods you've killed and reported to him. If you've killed Malenia he can use Scarlet Aeonia, for instance.

Sir Gideon Offnir The Somewhat Knowledgeable But Not Too Smart just doesn't roll off the tongue as well.

His delivery is whats being said. Whoever made the subtitles was a retard.

He knew

If he's all knowing why doesn't he know that spell is shit?

God damn that posture. Moar liek sir Gideon Offnir the Herniated amirite?

Cool as fuck if true

*orgasms*
OoooOOOhhHHHH ARISE NOW YE TARNISHED
YE DEAD, WHO YET LIVE!

HOARAH LOUX, CHIEF OF THE BADLANDS

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I don't like how he is set up as the """all knowing""" as a joke by going it as two kind of jokes

They clearly want to set him up as an argument of the All Knowing Being as arrogant as typical japanese metaphysical shit. Gideon obviously didn't know everything and that's why he was always asking shit

An all knowing person would be someone beyond the game, its disingenuous as shit to set Gideon as the argument against the all knowing mythos in western metaphysics

THE EVER BRILLIANT GOLDMASK

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>could've gotten the Ranni intro explaining the story better
>got some old fart orgasming as he explains some shitty dead Tarnished
I like the Dung Eater delivery though.

what the fuck???? is that dude real??? that has to be fake

and you, a tarnished of no renown

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he went hollow

AND SIR DUNNING KRUGER, THE ALL KNOWING

I mean, he did explain that beig all knowing isn’t something you can reach and sit at. It’s a process which is continuously gathering knowledge and information.
Did you even play the game, or do you just shitpost about it on Any Forums?

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not even once

Alright thats pretty good

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Do not believe anti-Goldmask lies, sweet Nerevar.

I liked the intro va. It made some fun memes to kick off 2022.

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he only has approximate knowledge. like 90% at best.

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