Take nap on my couch

>take nap on my couch
>wake up at 2am
>opportunity of whole night of drunk gaming lost
I guess there's always next weekend...

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cool blogpost tranny

sleep is amazing

>go to sleep at 10pm
>wake up at 12am
>can't go back to sleep for the rest of the night

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you needed sleep. sleep is wonderful. Sleep is not a fucking waste of time. holy fuck I fucking love sleep and I hate only getting good sleep on ther weekends

Lmao i've been drunk gaming all night retard, owned

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I sleep for 8 hours a day but I keep sleeping one hour late and I always end up awake during the night also I want to fuck Miia.

I like sleep too, but I work a night shift so now it'll be a pain to get to sleep at my normal time and keep my "normal" sleep schedule
Shut up dumbass, I want to impregnate Miia, not be her

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I’ve got two bottles of vodka a fridge full of beer a few weed vapes and some cigars didn’t do any of them just ate some White Castle and it made me puke and pass out like I drank both bottles of liquor now I am up on the toilet with a missed text from my girl friend saying her sisters house burned down but I don’t really care all I care about is expelling what is left of these tiny burgers that have left me in agony for the past 12 hours

What's with drunk people on the internet and the incessant need to announce that they get drunk on the internet? It's almost as if telling others about it is 90% of the reason they do it in the first place or something.

>I want to impregnate Miia
So you want to be 50% her then

He wants to be 50% a snek?

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25% snake, sir.

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25% in snek

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How can you say you love her if you wont even eat her poop?

>he doesn't start drinking at the middle of the night and stay up until 6AM
I swear, the normalfags on this board...

THIS

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taking a shot in your honor
wow typing is hard

trannies don't take naps retard

>trannies don't take naps
quick rundown?

Trannies require constant validation to avoid joining the 41%, it means frequently waking up at night to check their twitters and their facebooks.

my tranny gf takes naps all the time

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>gf
He will never be a woman, and you are gay.

nice projecting