Proprietary storage? Check. Expensive storage? Check. No internal storage? Check...

Proprietary storage? Check. Expensive storage? Check. No internal storage? Check. Tie game data and storage data so that if you delete the game you also delete your save data? Check. Disown it the second it didn't do well? Check. Don't give two shits about maintaining the digital store? Check. Only ever update the device to ensure that homebrewers can't use it? Double-check. Don't even bother making it compatible with the shiny new console you just released? Check-a-rooney.

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tl;dr

People who like the Vita are ultimate cope material

Games that blew nintendo out of fucking water?
check. I had DS, DS Lite, 3DS and whatnot with flashcarts, then I got secondhand PSP one day and never looked back.

OP butthurt? Check,

Imagine being the absolute fucking retard that wrote this. What a waste of time.

>zoomboy can't tell the difference between a vita and a PSP

But OP posted the Vita, not the PSP.

lmao I'm most probably older than you, I simply pointed out the fact that Sony provided better handheld and games than nintendo ever did, that's about it, you think I bother to open every thumbnail, use emotes or some other underage shit? lmao

Massive cope. Just admit that you're retarded, because all the things in the OP don't apply to the PSP either.

vannilla vita might be bad but hacked Vita is literally the greatest handheld before Steam Deck happened

>No internal storage? Check

the funny thing is that ALL models of the vita have like 4gb of internal storage for system firmware and such and about 3gb of it goes completely unused, it's just not accessible to users normally. The 2K and VitaTV partition out about 1gb of space as an internal memory card but it just does nothing.

If you use IMCUnlock you can create an internal memory card about 2.5gb in size on any model of vita. really good if you want a backup option for a 1K.

this, don't give a rat's ass about most OP points due to hackers, and what's left is a gorgeous device if you like non-mainstream Japanese games and/or want an all-purpose hassle free emulation machine

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>plays GTA 3, VC, SA, Max Payne, Bully, and many other games on portable
eat shit and fuck off, normie

No games? Checked

dont make me buy a vita to not use

>GTA 3, Vice City, and San Andreas
>Max Payne
>Bully
>Killzone, Uncharted, and COD
>Sly, R&C and Jack trilogies
>god of war collection
>Ninja Gaiden 1 and 2
>Assassin's Creed
>Dynasty Warriors games
>Neptunia trilogy
>Gundam Breaker trilogy
>UMvC3, SFxTekken, Injustice and J-Stars
>NFS Most Wanted, WipEout and Sonic Transformed
>Final Fantasy series from 1 to X-2 HD plus World of FF
>Telltale games
>X-COM Enemy Unkown Plus
>PS3, PS4 and PC games via Remote Play
>PS1 games
>PSP games at higher res and right analog
>many homebrew games like This War of Mine, BF Bad Company 2, Crashlands, etc..

>GTA 3, Vice City, and San Andreas
>Max Payne
>Bully
These are also homebrew ports

i know

>>GTA 3, Vice City, and San Andreas
Port.
>>Max Payne
Port.
>>Bully
Port.
>>Killzone, Uncharted, and COD
Shit, shit and shit.
>>Sly, R&C and Jack trilogies
Port.
>>god of war collection
Port and shit.
>>Ninja Gaiden 1 and 2
Port.
>>Assassin's Creed
Port and shit.
>>Dynasty Warriors games
Port and shit.
>>Neptunia trilogy
Port and weeb shit.
>>Gundam Breaker trilogy
Port and weeb shit.
>>UMvC3, SFxTekken, Injustice and J-Stars
Port.
>>NFS Most Wanted, WipEout and Sonic Transformed
Port.
>>Final Fantasy series from 1 to X-2 HD plus World of FF
Port.
>>Telltale games
Port and cringe.
>>X-COM Enemy Unkown Plus
Port.
>>PS3, PS4 and PC games via Remote Play
Remote play isn't a game.
>>PS1 games
Port.
>>PSP games at higher res and right analog
Port.
>>many homebrew games like This War of Mine, BF Bad Company 2, Crashlands, etc..
Port.

Kinda weird when they're not lumped in with BC2 and stuff

>it's ok when the Switch's biggest games are WiiU games