Why doesn't devil may guy have a girlfriend? is he a virgin?

why doesn't devil may guy have a girlfriend? is he a virgin?

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DANTE, GET BACK IN YOUR ROOM RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT.

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Why do all Devil Arms in DMC3 and in DMC4 have nearly the same moveset??

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>why doesn't devil may guy have a girlfriend?
Capcom
>is he a virgin?
No.

He has his mommy gf
Dmc 4 has only 2 new weapons and no, they don't have the same moves, what are you talking about.

nevan and cerberus are pretty unique

Dante is canon virgin 💦

I agree
I didn't used them that much but they had a lot of similar attacks

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He's saving himself for Patty

To relate to the Any Forumseddit auidence

DMC4's Lucifer is unlike any other weapon in the franchise

so that degenerate yaoi fangirls can ship him with other men freely

to be fair Dante having a girlfriend wouldn't change that at all

girls take away all your time, time you could spend buttfucking other bishies. Besides, prettier girls just being on screen make fujoshits insecure as fuck

Welp

>No.

Trish is his mommy gf and Lady is his cousin.

DMCV made it canon that Dante had sex with an artificial human...who looks exactly like his mom. CUHRAZY.

💦

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>Trash
🤢🤢🤮

can you imagine how much they would make if they revisited young Dante and actually wrote DMC0 so they could can the dumpsterfire that was DmC and write if off the timeline?
They could even just make a DMC3 remake and it would sell like hotcakes.

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>time you could spend buttfucking other bishies
Gross. Dante is pure and not degenerate filth like you.

>is he a virgin?
That is so me, CapCom was thinking about me when they wrote Dante.

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

Vergil will always be the inferior brother because not only is he a non-virgin, he even had premarital sex.