Worlds oldest virgin is a wombat
Worlds oldest virgin is a wombat
This edit will never stop being funny
I would hold that fucking bitch down and have patrick get laid
this is an insult to the wombat people
Me in 7 years
...
damn they can live that long?
>tfw 23 and haven't accomplished anything
>tfw 23 and haven't accomplished anything
Bro I'm 36 and I'm in the same boat
>life as a LVM in his 30s
it's kind of comfy
Based
>26
>never had a job
>broke as fuck
>fat and balding
>live with family
>still had almost a dozen sexual partners
Life is weird.
I have talked to probably about 1000 men over the last 5 years. Everyone from hideous obese 1/10 incels, to 9/10 6ft5 Chads, from white collar yuppies to hoodrat black men to kpop prettyboys, from low self esteem suicidal sad bois to ultra confident narcs, and everything in between.
I have ultimately realised that all men are retarded, superficial, self-obsessed, opportunistic coomers, barely even human, more ape than man. I am not joking. Men are just one big cringe monolithic trashheap. They are essentially all the exact same deep down. You are not missing out on anything by not dating them, I promise you femcels.
seething fujo
In my case it's probably because I'm a schizoid autist who avoids social relationships at all costs
Wrong board fujoshitter
>talked to
>seething this hard
>"talked"
You lifted this pasta right out of crystal cafe, don't lie
>They are essentially all the exact same deep down
EXACTLY, finally you understand. Tits or gtfo, that is all we desire.
I was like that too until i started fucking my friends.
yeah now show your tits
>friends
Normalfag shit.
I have cut off contact with almost everyone I've known, even close friends. I don't know why, I'm just wired to be a loner I guess.
are rare female variation on the seething mgtow/incel loser posts we always get here.
thats a man by the way
>normalfag
make friends online and then fuck them in person.
Why don't you come over to my place and I'll beat you at halo anal sex