The sun has fallen out of orbit with the earth and will collide in 5 minutes...

The sun has fallen out of orbit with the earth and will collide in 5 minutes. Your only chance of survival is a shelter full of...

A. Cawwadooty faggots

Or

B. Gaylo kiddies

Make your choice Any Forums...

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>The sun has fallen out of orbit

either is better than emote posters

newfags will still fall for this

B
The kids will probably be easier to murder in order to have the whole place for myself

wouldn't you rather have a vault full of shotas all to yourself

...

Kids you say?

Fine, maybe spare 3 of them, provided they're disciplined enough 💢

We need the vault as an emoji. Its chan history now

:cheezburger: :bruh:

>sun falling out of orbit
This is a bait right? You know that we orbit the Sun and smashed into the Sun we all be dead. There's no bunker that can save being engulfed by the Sun.

Depends. Is the sun made of ice or fire

Can you prove this? Show me a documented instance of this ever happening.

Elementary School science class you idiot. The sun is fucking massive like over a hundred times larger than the fucking Earth.

No thanks user, I'm good outside. Please, I insist, you take my spot.

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No, I want to be all the shotas. Has a thicc mommy brought us into the vault?

So you can't? Gotcha.

I'm not going to waste my time teaching you elementary level astronomy. If you are that curious Google it.

>The sun has fallen out of orbit with the earth and will collide in 5 minutes. Your only chance of survival is a shelter full of...

>A. Cawwadooty faggots

>Or

>B. Gaylo kiddies

>Make your choice Any Forums...

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>still trusts the "science" after Covid
>still believes in round earth

The Earth is not round its a spheroid.