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if i had to choose between short spaghetti and spaghetti where half of it is a little less cooked than the other half, you'd best believe i'm snapping those noodles

just use a bigger pot, retard

you didn't cook it

Why would I want my spaghetti to be long and annoying to eat

Mom's spaghetti
Also came here to post for april fools
Hi mom

spaghetti is a shit tier pasta. penne is god tier for holding sauces better and the texture is superior in your mouth. spaghetti is kids food.

>a dark spirit has inva-

because otherwise it falls off the fork

Not everyone has a fucking cauldron on hand, Gruntilda.

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well yeah, i'm obviously using a big pot if that's an option, but it isn't always

Of course you'd like penes you fucking faggot

for me, it's baked spaghetti

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and you like deepthroating tentacle pasta.

I also add olive oil to my pasta water so it doesn't boil over.

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italian weebs btfo'd

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isn't that what you're suposed to do?

Italian here - I would try that, that could be really good if it was made right

when i make it i don't put all that cheese on it. you can really do what you want with it. Chicken is good inside for meat.

no

not really, no.
I mean, you can, but there's really no need.

MAMA MIA CHE PASTA DI NAPOLIIIII

not my penis *cuts it off*

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Finally, a good fucking thread

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how the fuck are you supposed to fit those long ass noodles in the pot without breaking them in half???

why yes, I DO break my pasta before putting it in the pot.

Hi son

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MAMA MIA!!!

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OLIVE OIL

IN THE PAN

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