Why is this fucker so greasy looking?

Why is this fucker so greasy looking?

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lots of hair gel and constant performance pressure making him sweat

Imagine the smell

also cocaine

🤢

Sunscreen and hair gel

thinking of little girls makes him sweat

ah, true. could be mostly cocaine now that i think about it. he is magician after all by night

What is he using hair gel for?

Only golden showers in the Scrabble dungeon

I HATE RANDY
I HATE RANDY
I HATE RANDY

Probably to “style” it. I have similar hair and we don’t have too many options.

😳

it's not grease

Please stop making fun of kidnapping victims OP

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WH :OMEGALUL:

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Those baggy eyes, the soilent smile. What does it profit a man to gain the whole world yet lose his soul?

Money brings joy

shut up zoomer

he doesn't need natural happiness when he has an unending supply of cocaine

Not really, it’s like saying losing weight cures depression

Money, like losing weight, removes uncertainty, which is the true cause of stress

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it's from sniffing his wife's stomach rolls

Anything come up with the underage pornography story?

Unless you are paranoid that it will all be rug pulled out from under you because it is ill gotten or your appetites still run fowl and your riches are just enough to make you a sacrifice to please the crowd.

Yep. Guy admitted he made the whole thing up when it turned out the court wasn't going to not follow up on his claims of CP.

Randy Pitchford is what happens when you have Butch Hartman but on top of that a lack of Christianity