Shortstacks are the most powerful race

why aren't there more games with short races?

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I don't know 😢

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Stop please! I've already beat my meat to goblins tonight

what makes a game with shortstacks good? Is it just the existense of shortstacks in the game or are there game mechanics that use the characteristics of shortstacks in a meaningful way?

I want a Goblin Girl to suck on my asshole while she jerks me off, they're nasty sluts so they'd be totally into it.

Weakling

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God, I want to fuck a yordle like you wouldn't believe.

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>can't breed with his goblin gf because he can't beat her in video games

Care to explain?

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So this is the paedophile thread then

Those are not the bodies of children.

no

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Ahhjh

Domesticating a nigh feral Goblin into a civilized little buddy.

t. bioware dev

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S-stooop!

Domesticating a feral Goblin cock slut into a civilized classy goblin slut

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hello Australia 👊
no they have boobs

>Nigh feral

Are you not high enough level to go deeper into the forest?

I'm Australian and I want to mating press any goblin girl

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😭

based

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It's the obesity thread. Which is to say, the American thread

Goblin thread? GOBLIN THREAD!

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Agreed OP. Dwarf, goblin, halfling and gnome women are exclusively for human men

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WoW is the only game with shortstack goblins and it's shit. It's not fair...

Hey guys I know this isn't a Midna thread but I'm thinking of making a life sized either Midna plush or 3d print. It's gonna be sfw but I don't know what art style for the face and body to use. Canon, like with the long arms, or specific artist's face and body?

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Realistically if goblin like races existed they'd have been genocided by are retard ancestors who wouldn't appreciate short stacks.

>specific artist's face and body?
This one user. Treat yourself.

>the first fucking enemy you typically find in CoC1 is a goblin who is breed hungry and you can impregnate
>there are only 2 goblins in CoC2, one of which you can't fuck and the other is a random enemy you can't breed

CoC2 is a SHIT game.

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>if
how do you know they didn't

make a plush 👌

Her hair looks like a runescape party hat.

I kinda do but one, I have a bunch of artstyles that I've seen of Midna that I like and couldn't pick one. And two, I wouldn't have a clue on how to translate those styles to 3d prints or plush. Some things don't translate to 3d well

It's a sin I tell you. A SIN! Nelia is an A-grade Goblin Milf and yet all you can do is flirt!

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It hurts less if I think I didn't happen canonically

Not very knightly.

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I just want a goblin wife lads. Is that too much to ask for!?

>Had a really good friend in highschool
>Was short and fat
>Had big breasts, thick thighs, and plump tummy
>Had a cute goblin face
>Everytime she stretched, her plump belly would expose itself
I was too nervous to ask her out but in retrospect she most likely would've ended up my gf.

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Making as in yourself? Cause I've kinda been looking form someone who does 3d print commissions for a while.