ITT: we write Hiromoot a thank you note one word at a time for this year's April Fools' prank. I'll start

Hiroshima

did you leave me, bitch

I've been spending 4 hours every day for the past 2 months capturing female Garbodor's on Unova Route 9 in Black 2 and nicknaming them all to “U.S. Women”. Do you know why I'm nicknaming all the female Garbodor's I catch on Route 9 to “U.S. Women”? Because all modern-day US women are complete trash, that’s why. Never in the entire existence of humanity has there ever lived a more narcissistic, stuck-up, brainwashed, slave-to-jewish-social-media-propaganda group of individuals. Rude, condescending, gold-digging THOTS, western women, specifically American women are complete and utter pieces of filth, just like the nigger music they listen to in clubs right before they get fucked by their 7th niggerdick of the month. At this point, I’ve amassed nearly 7 boxes filled with these unique Garbodors and with the release of SWrd/SHld, plan on having even more of these disgusting Pokémon and will wonder trade them all to the masses. I’ve done the math and with my current rate of capturing an average of 21.4 a day, I’ll have roughly close to 2,803 female Garbadors on launch day of SWrd/SHld, given a 2019 late-fall release. Can you imagine one of these narcissistic, 25-pounds-overweight-jewbucks-drinking-glutton receiving a female Gardbodor nicknamed literally what she is, a “U.S. Woman” and staring at the best representative Pokémon that is of herself? LOL, now multiply this by half of the total amount of Garbadors I’ll have (1,401, implying a 50% ratio in the player base of men to women) and you get that many scenarios of women being placed in an uncomfortable situation where they might even do some sort of self-reflection and change their destructive ways. I smile with glee with every single encounter I get with a female Grabador and practically am jumping with joy when my Sneasel performs a false swipe and makes that bitch 1 HP ready to be enslaved with one of my Pokeballs. The release of SWrd/SHld cannot come fast enough. FUCK WESTER WOMEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!!

Of course a brain-damaged Pokemon fan would say some obsessive shit like that.

I missed threads like this.

ywnbaw :konata:

ban furries

Sent from my Xiaomi - Redmi Note 8

antidisestablishmentarianism

banana

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How is pandering to nu fags a 'prank'? Oh you mean by satirising twitch, yeah that doesn't work in the current year with all you nu fags. Any Forums has replaced twitch as cringe central

Well fuck you Nigger

no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
kiwicel: *makes retarded post*
leftypol: I'm going to end this man's whole career
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: *slaps roof of car* luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: *is retarded*
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: *flies past in a spaceship* ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take on keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
CIA: am I a joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Markiplier: Welcome To The Dark Side Of Youtube
4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.