Meanwhile at the Any Forums convenience store at 3 AM

>ketchup
>catsup
i'm in way over my head here

>tfw "convenience" stores around here are closed at midnight. Have to go downtown to get those 24H ones. If I'm stoned and drunk at 3AM, which is in an hour and a half, I usually order A&W

For me, it’s Andy Capp’s hot fries

DUDE WEED

Why do the porn magazines all say they're about gaming?

THEM LITTLE RED PANTIES THEY PASS THE TEST

cause you lying on them

Hi there.

>middle aged methhead is working there and starts flirting with me when I go to buy chap stick and dish soap.

Yeah can I get some Doritos, one of those roller-cookin' hotdawgs, and some ginger ale for my tumtum?

looking cool buddy. jk, you are maidenless 😏

That was such a great episode. Damn, it's been a few years since I marathoned every American Dad episode.

I just bought a sandwich from the gas station

One copy of Elden Ring please

For me, it's beef jerky but only when someone else is paying.

Last night I ate something pickled and I was like

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Pepega

>reese's fastbreak
>some green tea
>some highhemp wraps
thanks guys im all set here

the redbox outside stopped renting games a couple years ago, sorry user. there's dark souls 1 in the bargain bin of dvds and games our manager stole from his old best buy job though

WHY DOES MY PENIS HURT

youtube.com/watch?v=ZmbxinvLONE