Things you can say about your favorite game, but not your girlfriend

Things you can say about your favorite game, but not your girlfriend

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>implying I have a gf

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It's 10 years old

I've beaten it

>anyone does
just RP you fag

>has the strange power of convincing men to cut their penis off

What’s her name, Any Forums?

It’s only five years old.

it sucks

It's hard to get into.

It exists.

Liberal ideologues, jews.
>inb4 anime
Anime has existed since the 80s you zoomer faggot.

It was fun the first time through but it's nowhere near as good the second time around. Worth finishing, but sell it afterwards.

Best played with friends

yeah i watched a lets play of it and i enjoyed it more when watching it.

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I pirated it.

I just watch people play it.

It's hard

I watched someone else play it before I did

Had to look up a guide because i got lost looking for the hidden relic.

it's over 10 years old

They ruined it with updates.

aged like a fine wine

It's a great co-op experience

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>it's Rated E for everyone

Traded it for store credit.

The Chinese government only lets me play with it for an hour a day.

I didn’t beat it.

I can masturbate to it

I still feel something for it.

Its made by the japanese

The experience cost me time and money but it was worth it

Blow in it to make it work.

>It looks good but the side quests are terrible

it's only good for 8 hours

HAH

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It's not retarded

Ruined by too many cosmetics.
Kek

the first time took 24 hours, but now it only takes me 30 minutes to beat it

It's a decade old but still good

I wish i could downgrade to the first patch again

only relevant for the first month

Just get a new favorite game

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