(Not an April fools joke)

(Not an April fools joke)

>Be Me
>Live in SOCAL
>At a place with a friend that works at SEGA
>They go to the restroom, probably to take a shit, they tell me to watch their laptop
>Takes a peek
>Sees tab
>Has a whole bunch of SEGA assets for upcoming games and shit on it
>NEW JET SET RADIO FROM RGGS
>Screenshots looked early but had the cel shading look still
>Some of the screenshots had the file name HE2 so maybe its on that engine
>RGGS is making Virtua Fighter 6
>In the Dragon Engine
>Kiryu is playable
>Graphics look insane
>Akira, Jacky and Pai look way older
>Yakuza 8
>Just some screens of cutscenes of the game, Ichiban is strolling around the city, again, the graphics look insane
>New Demon Slayer game, looks like the last one but with characters from Season 2
>Sonic The Hedgehog 5
>I didn't see anything but a logo, the switch icon and a piece of art of Sonic in the slide, it was made by Uekewa?
>Persona 4 Golden with the Switch, PS4 Xbox logos
>Sonic Frontiers
>Has renders and screenshots of Sonic, Tails, and Shadow is playable
>Had a desert environment that looked like the one in Sonic 06
>Movie Sonic, Tails and Knux have skins in the game
>Sonic can equip different shoes and gloves
>Sonic Origins
>Had some scenes of an animated intro with the Powerhouse logo on it, Sonic, Tails and Knux in Angel Island?
>Made by Headcanon, it was the Headcanon logo from Mania
>Mario and Sonic at the Paris 2024 Olympic Games
>Looks like the last one with a notable graphics boost, all I saw was the track and field event, Pauline was new I think

Don't ask me for screens, couldn't get any, I had to look fast af, I almost literally shit my briefs a lil bit ngl

Idk if I remember anything else, bros SEGA finna have a CAPGOD renaissance with all the kino incoming

Screenshot this shit I'm not lyin

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dear seega

>>They go to the restroom, probably to take a shit, they tell me to watch their laptop
Stopped reading

This is so fucking stupid I had to laugh at it. At least you made it fun unlike the "real" leakers we're going to get for the next couple of days.

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>and Shadow is playable

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If this is in anyway real I'll post my dick getting cut in half

You can enter the pain olympics while you're at it

Shit-tier LARP

this is clearly a LARP but I will believe it anyway

This is funny because even in fanfiction user posting there is nothing interesting here

>Making a new DoA
ok
>Making a new Yakuza
obviously
>Porting P4
literally a 14 year old game
>Jet Set Radio
lol
>Sonic shit
LOL

Why would a publisher develop games?

Yeah, I bet they got the Daytona license back too.

>OP
>friends

pick one, Atlus (and for that matter, falcom, but this is a sega LARP) games on xbox would make my life more convenient though.

>New Demon Slayer game
This is where the LARP falls apart, SEGA didn't actually make or develop the Demon Slayer game, they just published it in the west

They never lost it?

It's still playable in arcades

Buy Soul Hackers 2 and maybe we get more

I can defend this one, it's not real but
He makes it sound like it's from a SOA "press kit" so they would have games that they just publish on it, developed or not

>new Jet Set Radio
i mean they said "new soul hackers" and that came true so

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If this is somehow real, you gave away where you were and it's a thing your "friend" would clearly remember, meaning they could get in huge trouble.

Great job OP.

This guy claims it's SOA stuff so that doesn't really mean anything

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