>one of the Covenant's generals is a human woman now
Okay, it's hacky but they needed to save on CGI, I get it
>she's actually Master Chief's long lost sister that he forgot about because of his Spartan Program conditioning
I.. I wasn't ready. It just defies any parody or shitposting. Bravo, 343.
if humans were forced into the covenant like all the other aliens there's no reason they couldn't attain positions of power with their intelligence
the cgi is very good i dont care who the mary sue is the show is good to watch. people who take character plot is a fucking faggot you really think hollywood gonna ever make an accurate representation of anything?
and it doesn't seem slightly contrived to you that the highest-ranking human in the Covenant is literally Master Chief's sister?
No one watches this shit
You have got to be fucking with me.
>she's actually Master Chief's long lost sister
god i fucking hope not.
also when i finally clued in that Miranda Keyes is now Halsey's daughter i broke out laughing. They retconned a bunch of stuff just so Halsey could get BLACKED
Miranda Keyes was always Halsey's daughter retard
do you not understand why the covenant came down so hard on humans?
oh. ewww
thats lame
the humans mere existence threatens the covenant thats why the prophets called for their extinction they cant allow a single human to live
eh, the actual backstory felt good
basically, Halsey is hitting the wall and hooks up with Keyes when he's a junior officer and assigned as her chauffer basically
of course, changing Keyes to a black man was ridiculous
post the ass and sideboob
The humans' existence is a heresy against the Covenant religion! They are descendants of the Forerunners, and all of the Forerunners should be departed after The Great Journey. It can not, a human member of the Covenant can not exist.
This is Halo.
i guess that's not that bad
Why did she dye her hair blonde?
How does that help her military position?
I hope it doesn't even get the chance to complete the season.
I hate 343i so much it's unreal.
Retarded enough to be true.
>the CGI is very good
Who the fuck are you kidding faggot?
Cope, Bungie drone
You people on this site are so desperate to be contrarian lol
>game Chief can
>flip tanks, pelicans, broadsword fighters, and elephants
>pry open reinforced doors
>push massive debris in space away with ease
>destroy controls with his hands
>plow through buildings
>punch through titanium allow
>destroy vehicles with a punch
>rip apart metal that almost indestructible
>Silver Chief
>can’t even push a forklift
Ahahahahaaha
I thought you were shitposting
That ain't fucking real. I get it's the silver timeline, but like... You fuckin' with me?
>Miranda Keyes is now Halsey's daughter
That was always the case and makes complete sense.
Humanity's existence goes against the Covenant's religion.
>super short, sandy blonde hair
>distinguished nose
>cute little tits
>fat ass
literally perfect
what? watch the show in 4k the cgi is legit the best i seen in a show.
>Make a live action halo series
>Make it more about women and minorities and their sexual preferences as opposed to the lorr
I just want off this planet
Apparently Silver Timeline just means
>Do whatever the fuck, don't even attempt to keep any shred of lore of the smallest kernel of the original story. Straight up change all the characters until it's Halo in name only. Just make it look like Halo, but don't make it Halo or feel Like Halo. Fuck people who like Halo and fuck Halo too, lmao.
Who is this for? why adapt something if you are going to shit all over it?
>CGI is good
is this actor jewish?