So what is the Pro Gamer move Any Forums?
So what is the Pro Gamer move Any Forums?
Liam Johnson
Andrew Collins
consume ntr.
Leo Clark
Chimpanzee.
Sebastian Butler
I could win every fight with the chicken but I don't have time to budget a chicken slaughter into every use of a car.
Noah Hughes
>Free food vs getting ripped in half
Chimps are no fucking joke they will destroy any human in melee combat no matter what, best chance you would have is with a gun
Ian Taylor
jokes on you I use the train
Landon Rogers
Chicken. It provides infinite food at my control.
Carson Hughes
Endless chicken, limitless profit
Matthew Williams
Chicken and I'm buying a motorcycle
Jason Nguyen
>Get in and out of car over and over
>Solve world hunger
>Problem?
Kayden Fisher
Can it really grab the swing of my sword?
Asher Morris
Yearly chimp killing. Would be way more efficient. How is this even a question
Andrew Wilson
Chicken, not taking my chances
Jose White
Fight a chicken every time I get in a car.
Never use a car again
checkmate.
Liam Watson
Unless you give me a decent gun I'm not fighting a chimp, it'll rip my fucking face off alive with ease.
Parker Wright
Anyone who does not pick the chimp is a city slicker that has no idea how bloodthirsty chicken can be
Henry Morris
Lmao chimps are a joke though. You’ve been listening to too much joe rogan. I would fuck up a chimp bare handed without a sword. The sword just makes it trivial.
Cooper Myers
You could kill one without a sword retard
Nathaniel Phillips
Bare hand humans aren't very strong, but with sharp objects human > just about everything.
Remember people literally hunted lions with sharpened sticks.
Hunter Miller
you could make a small side business out of cooking and selling a chicken every day
Levi Reyes
Yeah, well i'm not a very fit man, am i?
Honestly, i'd say it depends on the chimp. Is it one of the funny gangly looking ones? Then sure.
Is it the fucking ripped jungle chimps that could rip my arm off in a few seconds? No.
Carson Ortiz
>fight a chicken to the death every time you get in a car
Employees at Tyson's Foods do this already. There's some video of a black guy talking about working there and how he'd beat the shit out of chickens when he was angry at them. Wish I could find it. Might have just been PETA propaganda though.
Colton Brown
Just take the bus
Michael James
True that. They are fast as fuck and will cut you to shit. If you chose the chicken one you’d actually just never drive