>IT'S TIME TO SHIT PISS
IT'S TIME TO SHIT PISS
>AND I'M ALL OUT OF PISS
duke 3d is actually shit past the first levels in the first episodes. ill never understand why it got so popular beyond having character
I think it definitely suffers from shareware-itis, where the first episode is easily the strongest. I usually stop playing somewhere in the second episode.
>It's time to chew ass, and I'm all out of gum.
Blood was easily the game that Duke should have been but never ever was even in proper terms to dream of being.
Fuck you. Episode 3 and 4 were good.
>IT'S TIME TO CHEW ASS
Where's Cuck Watchem?
IT'S TIME TO BATTLE MY EX-WIFE FOR CUSTODY OF OUR CHILDEREN.
>Those alien bastards are gonna pay for blowing up my ass.
Excuse me, who the heck is this?
dick cuckem
"It's time to kick balls and chew balls, and I'm all outta balls" Duke "Balls" Nukeballs
Sneed Chuckem
"Blow your ass" "*violent shitting*" - Duke St. Nuke
IT'S TIME TO LOOK AT HISTORIC DATA
HOW DID THE GAS NOT PASS THROUGH WOODEN DOORS?
BORN TO SHIT AND DIE.
DRINK PISS AND LIVE.
POWER ARMOR IS FOR PUSSIES
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
Does anyone remember a video where someone uses her soundboard to prank call a video store?
>"I need Lord of the Rings right now, and I need a new FUCKIN' BOX"
>*hangs up*
ZOOM ZUMEN
He only does it when you talk
okay you have been banned from the vent ser
Eat Die and Shit