TLOU2

Why don't you like it

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you know why
cuckmann

It's shit.

it's way too long

it insists upon itself

It is the antithesis of a healthy relationship between creator and consumer, it’s storytelling is banal and self important, and fundamentally misunderstands what made the first game great.

NO FACTIONS

THEY MADE THE GAME TWICE AS LONG AND THEN CANCELLED THE ACTUALLY GREAT GAMEPLAY

WHERE IS IT. WHERE THE FUCK IS IT.

Pointless subversion to seem like someone clever wrote the story. Poor story structure which focuses too much on Abbie (we get it, you need midwits to understand a story with multiple protagonists JESUS CHRIST). Pointless dog killing. Pointless hype, only to have my expectations completely destroyed and burned for all of time in the first twenty minutes of the game.

Tranny game. First game only skirted the line.

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it's not a good story
bad "cinematic" gameplay

I do

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I don't want to kill the dogerinos :(

To add to this, they politicized the fact that so many people didn't like the game. I don't care that Lev is trans, it isn't his whole identity. I don't care about the story focusing on women. I don't care about any of that. It doesn't change the fact that everything that could be shit was shit. And they removed multiplayer - I actually liked seeing facebook friends die from sepsis or cholera.

ellie sux
abby bae, embodiment of motherly strength, when lev is threatened she becomes everything ellie shouldve been

i'm too emotionally immature to be able to appreciate it

I do like it but if I watched any of the cutscenes I probably wouldn't. There's still way too many sections where you're with other characters.

Because I hate Ellie. I only liked the original for Joel. Ellie is an annoying cunt

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it's not on PC

Ellie was always analable. Especially in the first game.

my wife

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lol she never looks this good in the game
pathetic cope

dayum that looks like real life if you squint your eyes

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very first thing they revealed about the game was a jew dyke who stinks kek

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it's mechanically less interesting than early ps2 era games, it's esthetically and morally hideous and it represents everything wrong with modern snoy

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Why is she so fucking dirty?
Gross.

i like it, the story and characters are terrible tho

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Masterpiece

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What?

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Don't tell me that you're triggered by a religion user?