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Why did he do it?

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so i recently played blood money again and holy shit its literally unplayable. i mean you can remap the keys and all sure but it feels so clunky after having played hitman (2016) and hitman 2

CAROL ANNE

Go back.

no, why

Names are for friends, so I don't need one.

He's not wrong. BM is always going to be the GOAT, but it's hard to go back and readjust after the newer titles. Can we get a BM remake using that new engine? That'd be the shit. Maybe even throw in a new mission or two? Shills, can you pass this on to your bosses?

>remakes
Fuck off

why did TotalBiscuit allow his likeness for this?

No, I get it. Old things are awesome because you need to appear mature and sophisticated to a bunch of anonymous shitposters on a Nicaraguan fingerpuppetry forum. Let's not have fun things ever happen because muh hipster gaming cred. I'd still pay $60 for a modern remake of BM.

HOL UP!!!

I seriously hope this is just bait.
If you think BM is clunky, you should see C:47, SA or Contracts.
I'm a zoomer who started with Nu-man and BM is one of my favourite games.

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>If you think BM is clunky, you should see C:47, SA or Contracts.
I played them when they were new. What's your point? They'd be done a great service by being remade, too, as BM was about the only playable one of the entire early lineup.

>fun things
>Old things are awesome because you need to appear mature
god I hate faggot zoomers like you who don't think a game is "fun" unless it has shinier pixels and that game studios should waste their time pandering to the likes of you I HATE YOU FAGGOTS SO FUCKING MUCH

touch grass

Yes, I'm quite obviously a zoomer due to my opinion. You're totally not anything of the sort, despite your need to seek peer acceptance by shitposting in a manner you think Any Forums "oldfags" do by pretending to hate on anything new. I also love Blood Money, and I have no idea where you got the notion that I don't. I'd just really like to see it running on the new Hitman engine with some new stuff added. I'd even pay money for it, if any shills are listening.

Are zoomers really this braindead?

No, it's just you.

You're a lost cause if you can't fathom why anyone would prefer older games over modern ones

Yeah instead of making something new, let's spend developer resources to remake a game that you can play today and still enjoy unless you're some retarded faggot like you who thinks people only enjoy games for peer recognition and think if you don't want developers to waste their resources on remakegarbage you're doing it for peer recognition.

I don't remember saying, or even implying, anything of the sort. Are you ok?

ITT: some nerd suggests remaking one of Any Forums's sacred cows and the kiddos go absolutely apeshit.

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