I want to play Hogwarts Legacy but I'm not allowed to

I want to play Hogwarts Legacy but I'm not allowed to

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Time to take your anger out on students in your math class

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Why the fuck would you ever want to play a game based on one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Asia will ultimately win the culture war. Asian entertainment entities know dudes can't help it that they have a dick. And they don't have any issue with taking advantage of that fact.

>redditjak
Kill yourself

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Does your mum not allow you to?

Asia already took the best parts of Western culture and optimized it. So... I don't really feel bad. It's capitalism in effect.

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Kys.
Also:
>As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
That phrase NEVER appears in the book. The fact /lit/ has never noticed it or takes the pasta seriously regardless only tells you how full of pseudointellectuals that board is. They don't care about literature, only about feeling superior to muh ebul normies.

you must be 18+ to post on Any Forums kid

Imagine seeing that webm and having any other reaction than disgust