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I would have preferred skimming out a bit of content if it meant reusing these guys less.

HE CHOMK

There were canonically alot of them and they scattered when their Queen died.

Quick poll, Any Forums. You're playing a bog-standard RPG fantasy game. You see three characters:
>katana wielder
>rapier wielder
>"straight" sword dual wielder
Which do you imagine will be the most DEXy?

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the foreskin bandit

Is it a JRPG or a WRPG?

*fatrolls in your general direction*

I'd imagine the minimum STR requirements would go:

>straight sword
>katana
>rapier

Which would make the rapier the most DEX-oriented of the three.

Hmmm, answer for both scenarios.

>make him sleep
>poison+scarlet rot
>watch him waste away
lol

don't open this

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a full decade since dark souls and from still hasn't learned the meaning of "less is more"

>stops rolling
>throws out one stab
>immediately continues rolling

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I just put this fat janny looking faggot to sleep and fought the lanklet.
Kill lanklet, wake up janny to summon the lanky again then put him back to sleep. Repeat 3 times i think.

Love this incant
I wish we could get the fatroll
Enjoyed fighting slim and tubs at every turn desu. Fun enemies

>katana
Often times a teleports-behind-you thousand-strikes-flurry character, but occasionally not.
>dual wield
Sometimes means a berserker type who wildly spins around like a beyblade, not necessarily indicative of skill.
>rapier
I've never seen an anime/manga/JRPG character with basket-hilted sword that wasn't a DEX monster. Very high chance they can teleport their blade right into the artery they need to hit.

>does it two more times with no windup or startup frames, just insta rolling
>if he misses you while rolling will keep extending it for like 10 seconds or until it hits

What's the lore behind these guys showing up at certain places.

One was on that bridge to the divine tower where we see Ranni's corpse.
One is in Rykard's temple of Eiglay
One is at the bottom of Caelid's divine tower
One is in the windmill village

idk what these things have in common.

>teleport their blade right into the artery

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fat fuck

they take the foreskin from gods and demigods and keep them as their own, that's why they have so much extra skin

I think the windmill village is pretty self-explanatory. There's a ghost dude there begging what's assumed to be the dancing women to not peel his skin off.

How old do you think Melina is physically?

As a STR chad, blood infused executioner's axe demolishes them.

>One was on that bridge to the divine tower where we see Ranni's corpse.
Protecting the cursemark of Death
>One is in Rykard's temple of Eiglay
A blasphemer that joined Volcano manor
>One is at the bottom of Caelid's divine tower
Protecting their hidden treasure
>One is in the windmill village
Seduced the women there or accepted by the women there, all violent people and he's skinning men, according to a ghost.

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Katana and rapier are equally DEX-y but the katana user is a DEXfag and the rapier guy is a DEXchad.

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Too much light, you should need a lantern

Why is the Apostle not the actual Apostle but some guy wearing the armor?

Why do they have tails?

are they dragons posing as people?

the black flame stuff is all about that godslaying business and there's a big fucking snake that's all about that, they may be related. the snake people are stretchy as well and there's a noble at Volcano Manor.

reference to the BEST ENEMY since one or more of their items mentions the BEST ENEMY. I think it was the description for Wrath of Gunt