Why the fuck do the shopkeepers in Elden Ring open their store in such out of the way places.
>"Oh boy an underground blood Temple surrounded by hellish crows, dogs, and walking corpses. PERFECT!"
Why the fuck do the shopkeepers in Elden Ring open their store in such out of the way places
Ryder James
Sebastian Gray
>haslows armor with the designated tranny helmet
how's that hairline sir
Grayson Ortiz
Because you are not the only tarnished
Austin Ward
their race got rounded up and genocided by the government for being chaos worshippers, so now they're all hiding out.
Hudson Harris
that dude is labeled as "imprisoned merchant"
Daniel Bennett
>Travelling around the land, trying to get enough money to eat
>Having to go through hell and back, gathering resources in the way
>Make a small camp in a safe place in the middle of your travels
>Retard walks in
>He has a fucking erdtree guardian's shield and who knows what other kind of weapons
>Offer him wares as I see that he's tired of fighting
>"You fucking idiot, why do you even have a shop in the middle of bumfuck, fuck you"
>Leaves
Maybe I should just give up
Christopher Myers
They are chaos agents, reminder to kill every single one, there is absolutely no drawbacks and it helps keep all the shops together.
Jace Collins
you are not beating the game with that bleed
Jordan Lopez
Obviously they're there to establish good trade relations with the walking corpses.
Eli Allen
I wish you could get their instrument as a weapon :(
John Anderson
Kek
Oliver Lee
Is this the Any Forums version of redditor shit? This feels like Taking an Arrow to the knee levels of retardation because it's in every thread. I know you're trolling, but let it die or do something original.
Yes, I did beat the game with hoarfrost/seppuku and a +10 mimic with 99 vigor and heavy armor. How could you tell?
Adrian Phillips
Pretty good for a 30 year old.
Eli Morris
What bleed?
Robert White
>Can't get Hand string bow for my merchant madness build
>Can't get the instrument either
Jaxon Baker
idk but i just got some dome
Julian Parker
Interesting.
Camden White
More like why couldn't there just be one merchant with everything? There is no reason to have multiple merchants. It's just pointless busywork.
Gavin Parker
hot tip, just kill them and take their bell bearing, its for lore and a way to lock certain gear to progression
Colton Murphy
I Would've loved an instrument playing emote.
Thomas Garcia
great idea for an epic vidya comic!!!!!!