Thread about Elden Ring, discuss.
Elden Ring
Why is she pinching her nipples, anons?
Why do cowtit artists universally lack skill compared to canon proportion chads?
I really, really hate how porn artists always give characters off model proportions
Malenia is married to Finlay user
No step on snek
They think big tits=hot and that's it. This one is not bad though.
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elden ring is the penultimate kings field game
it has several kings
and several big ass fields
debate this FACT
I wish I cared.
Unfortunately, I don’t.
I'm getting close to running out of things to do before needing to accept Melina's accord to get into Leyndell and I'm putting it off because I was having fun exploring alone, with no possibility of companions whatsoever and managing my talismans and equip load to use different weapons. There should've been a back entrance that isn't sealed by the Two Fingers, or a way to break their enchantments on the sending gates and doors.
>YA HEAH FOH SPRIT CHUNIN?
thats how she tunes the spirits user, they're dials.
First she inserts the ash urn into her vagina and crosses her legs. Then, carefully turning and tweaking her nipples, chews and swallows the grave glovewortweeed, which causes her to, and I quote, "trip right fookin balls"
High as a kite and masturbating herself, the gyrations and undulations and intensity of her orgasm determines the final state of the tuned spirit.
CAM ON TA'NISHED
KILL SUM FAKKIN GODS
I love my teacher!
But why
my sweet, sweet rotwife
>it has several kings
Factually incorrect, there's only one king.
Malenia love
Malenia's hips, midriff and pelvis V line does unspeakable things to me.
Imagine the smell
Please go outside. The CO2 buildup in your room is killing you.
i refuse
TITS TOO BIG
>Birthed Ranni, your wife
>Birthed Radahn, the strongest demi-god
>Birthed Malenia, a literal nuke
>Birthed Rykard, the best boss fight in the game
>Birthed Miquella, the shota
Apologize
Are you guys down so bad you'll fuck rotussy?
She stroke a balance between caring and uncaring while every other npcs immediately lick your boots or dismiss you.
She strives to make you improve your magic regardless of your stats.
In short, best teacher.
>Is a tranny
No.