RISE UP MORGOTTCHADS
I KNEEL
Radahnbros... Maleniasisters... The omenchads are destroying our gaping anuses again!
What are the shards?
they're pieces of the elden ring
> The Night's Cavalry, who now wander the dim roads of night, were once led by the Fell Omen and were deliverers of death for great warriors, knights, and champions.
>Morgott has a terror death squad in each realm to remind the demigods who the real king is
Kino
Malenia was never defeated.
yet in the end it turns out he was the biggest bitch who just couldn't stop talking shit, even after getting annihilated
Honestly that's probably how Morgott manages to hold onto the capital despite Radahn and Malenia being stronger, he just has the better army.
Melania’s only lorE described victory was over GODRICK
>morgott won because he had the best tax policy, allowing more soldiers
By Morgott? Perhaps not. But the reality is more humiliating than defeat. The bitch on her way to Caelid went everywhere except for the capital. What does that indicate? Only one thing. She was scared of Morgott. So scared, in fact, that she didn't even dare face him, or get anywhere close to his domain.
Radhan is supposed to be the strongest demigod but when you fight him he's one of the weakest.
GRRM GOT AWAY WITH IT AGAIN
I'm so fucking tired of seeing this stupid fucking image RADAHN IS THE STRONGEST HE LITERALLY FROZE THE MOVEMENT OF THE ENTIRE COSMOS KEKGOTT CAN'T EVEN KILL THE TARNISHED AFTER THREE ATTEMPTS WHILE RADAHN NEEDED A WHOLE ARMY TO BE DEFEATED
Sir, may I refer you to What do you see in that image?
That was young Radahn, doesn't count, Morgotchuds.
Radahn lost to a guy who left the sewers three minutes ago and got stabbed in the chest with a simple wooden stick the omen found on the ground.
>RAGRUNK BEST CUZ RAGRUNK STRONKEST
best =/= strongest
Agreed, except Caelid is the best area in ED. The rest is dreadfully generic.
Isn't the guy on the ground too small to be Radahn?
On his back
>young privileged cis half giant demigod
>best training in the land
>beaten by a cursed prisoner and his stick
Based
>creator of meme virus 9999
It's time to go touch grass zoomie retard and move on from literally-just-a-flu.
>wooden stick
it's made from Morgott's own blood
Do you ever see or get any of them? Can they be used for crafting? I killed two shardbearers now and the closest thing to a shard I've seen is that witch whore's creepy egg.
The landscape is definitely unique. They should've toned down the amount of large dogs and crows, though.
they're the great runes you dummy
He hasn't even recanted his cursed blood, it's still a stick.
Even still. Compare their hands. Morgott's like twice this guy's size.
Gideon refers to her as the undefeated swordswoman.
>Morgott and Mohg had the best time despite the Shattering
Yep, Omenchads know what's going on.
>touch grass
STFU Zoomie.
That's chad behaviour, guy was a hater all the way till the end, never changing his mind.
Now that the dust has settled, Malenia>Morgott>Radahn right?
>Young Radahn got spanked so hard by Morgott that he never again dared to march against the capital, despite growing in both size and strength
Omenchads just can't stop winning
Great runes.
Explain why Malenia ignored Leyndell in her march south
Based Morgot.
You should be on your knees, Morgottrannies
>"Heed my words. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeat"
>"I have never known defeat"
bitch literally got carried home after getting her ass kicked
Malenia is like the prize fighter that only fights when they know they can win. Her one lore victory over Godrick and then the stalemate against radahn is all she has. Ultimately her brother got kidnapped by the other based omen so really Omenpillers are living large right now.
>never challenged Morgott
>never fought Rykard
>never fought Mohg
>ran away when she realized she was losing against Radahn
>"UnDEfEatED"
I'm a chad because I have never been rejected in my life. Although I have never asked out a girl in my life as well. But I'm still a chad right?
Rotbitch fears the OMENCHAD
I wish his weapon didn't have such fucked requirements to use. Seriously, 35 DEX for a Greatsword and then needing ARC? Fuck off, at least make it a straight sword so I can LARP with a coded sword as offhand since INT got his fucking hammer instead for some nonsensical reason when it would have been a cool incantation
How the fuck were the armies in Caelid or Stormveil even supposed to march to and invade Leyndall when there's just one elevator for them to use all the way in Liurnia, which can easily be locked out just by losing the one of a kind medallion to operate it
Why the fuck is he guarding the entrance to stormveil, a castle he isnt king of when he has his own capital city way the fuck away?
If Morgott is such a chad, then why does he have so little HP?
Be right back, I have to kill a shit eater for his Omen set. It is time the Omen set becomes a symbol of appreciation for the Omen struggle rather than an armor belonging to an Amerimutt.
>makes malenia, radahn and morgott piss and shit their pants
tarnishedbros its our time
>Omenchads can fight off both the maleniacucks and radahnfags at the same time in one thread
A bit like how Morgott solo’d the demigods and their heroes at the capital. Seethe and cope.
Why did he do it bros?