Be me

>be me
>wake up
>fap to loli
>eat breakfast
>playing vidya
>brap
>brap
>brap
>brap
>brap
>eat dinner
>play more vidya
>brap
>brap
>brap
>brap
>brap
>go te bed
>fap to loli
>sleep
>repeat

Life's good, Any Forumsros.

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Man I have been brapping way too much recently. It's like every 10-15 minutes I let one rip. Why the fuck am I brapping so much?

>pedoposting
go be a reddit admin on reddit you mong.

Don't you feel empty not working?
How dou you not get bored?

>empty
I'm filled with food and braps

>working
That's wagie shit

>boring
That's what games are for

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gas build up from greasy and/or acidic food. it's good that you're letting it out because its a bitch if it builds up and makes you feel like your stomach is going to explode

Man I really need to change my diet if that's the case. Brapping that often makes my room and clothes smell like shit. Also I don't want to subject my family to the smell and noise

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Being obese has ruined my life. I'm so fucking disgusting and gross that I can't even partake in normal society. I can't even change my lifestyle because I'm so gross and fat, since nobody wants to be around me. Can't get a job, can't go to a gym, can't do anything.

If I could turn back time and just stay in school and work hard I'd do it.

Just brap naked, user.
That's what i do.

It's kinda fun to do lol. Don't brap in the shower though. I don't know why but your braps start smelling like sewage against the water

age weight and height?

>If I could turn back time and just stay in school and work hard I'd do it.
So you would do it if something impossible happened. A fault confessed is half redressed user, you don't have to start with intense diets and weights. Start to walk for 30 minutes for a week. You will feel better.

26, 210 lbs, 5'5
I just don't have any willpower. All it takes is feeling slight cramps or having an intense craving for food and then I cave. I just don't have any willpower at all.

You're now my idol. Gigachad mother fucker.

I miss this but unfortunately I had to conform to society, go to college and get a job. There was a period where I could just sit on my PC all day long, get some munchies from my unemployment money and just chill with the heating on in my PJs.

Life was simple and good back then.

>Don't you feel empty not working?
are wagies really like this? there's so much more to life than slaving

What was the push that forced you into society, user?

literally me except i work

>95kg
Nigga, i'm fucking 138kg, 32 yo, 1.83 fat fuck, i have a job and i fuck bitches.

Just get your ass off the chair, you still have hope.

The problem is it's starting to make me sickly and gross. I have horrible rashes and stretch marks all across my crotch and stomach because I'm so fat. I'm starting to develop pimples and eczema. I also have really awful sulfur-smelling breath because I eat and smoke so much.

Unironically my mother. A mix of her constant nagging, pushing, complaining. Literally going to college full time isn't enough for her, she's demanding I spend my weekends working 9-5.

Unfortunately government bucks can only land you a shitty room to rent and I hate the idea of sharing an entire house with others (who will probably just judge me anyways)

Stretch marks are nothing and the rest can be fixed or aliviated.

How? I brush my teeth every day, I even have decent teeth, but my breath smells like literal shit because I constantly have acid reflux. Stretch marks when they're BRIGHT RED and ALL OVER YOUR BODY looks disgusting, women don't fuck with that. Same with eczema.

How many hours a day to you play vidya?

Just have mint gum in your pocket to deal with the breath

You can't hide bad breath forever if you're married or in a serious relationship, user. You're teaching me how to hide things in order to get a one night stand. I want someone to actually love me and be proud of having me as a partner.

Unironically go to a doctor.

>Don't you feel empty not working?
What are you a literal baby boomer?

It depends, but I'd say i play around 6 hour on average. Sometimes way more, sometimes less.

I dont even know if I need to though, it's because I'm fat and I smoke constantly. My stomach acid is causing my breath to smell like sulfur.

could be sweating junk food into your clothes. i ate too much sugar one time and saw one of my sweaty shirts getting swarmed by ants in the hamper

Self defeating ideology bro. You have to actually try different shit, actually try at all. You fucked up with your life choices and want to go back but you have to live with them. Fix your diet, go to a doctor for a prescription antacid, fuckin learn a skill.

Kenza

>Work 2 jobs from 6:30 to 11pm 6 days a week
>Get home at midnight
>Time to workout and watch wrestling
>Sleep from 3am to 5:30
>Smoke OG Kush before my first job and when I get home
>Gets drunk on days off
You neets live well