*slurpee*

*slurpee*
>It doesn't need human models to be accurate to the art
>It doesn't need protagonists that can differentiate themselves from trainer classes
>It doesn't need to be made for "veteran fans"
>It doesn't matter that BotW2 got delayed so it wouldn't overshadow Pokemon
YOU ARE NOW HERE
>It doesn't need the National Dex
>It doesn't need to have good animations
>It doesn't need to have Mega Evolutions
>It doesn't matter if it has the same difficulty with no option to change it
>It doesn't need a toggleable EXP Share
>It doesn't need to be truly Open World
>It doesn't need to fix Pokemon scaling
>It doesn't need to have a good story
>It doesn't need to have a post-game
>It doesn't need the Battle Frontier
>It doesn't need any references to Portugal
>It doesn't matter if several legendaries / mythicals are gifted to you / captured in cutscenes
>It doesn't matter if Victory Road is a hallway
>It doesn't matter if regional forms are mostly / exclusively Kanto mons
>It doesn't matter if gym leader teams are just 3 underlevled Pokemon
>It doesn't matter if you get locked into a cutscene / tutorial for every town, route, or cave you enter
>It doesn't mater that it consumes more battery than every Pokémon game ever made
>It doesn't need a toggleable auto-save
>It doesn't matter if every Pokemon and human is designed by James Turner
>It doesn't need good Pokemon designs

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>it doesn't need to be a rope

dilate

I blame Mexican and White moms. Prove me wrong.

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more discord gayops I see

anime girls are white.

>It doesn't matter if Victory Road is a hallway
>Victory Road stopped existing since SwSh
You had one job.

Normalfags don't care about any of that, they will buy it by the millions. Look at SwSh sales.

>It doesn't need any references to Portugal
so it confirms that Portugal doesn't exist and that Spain is a peninsula of niggers

No. It's time to make a new meme. I'm sick of Shazaam posting. We need a new staple.

Shazam posters gave become truly pathetic.

as long as it have gyms similar to Sw/Sh I'll still play it.

>A literal fucking hallway and the only double battle in the game

The gyms in SwSh were garbage. Kill yourself.

>It doesn't need to be funny
>It doesn't need to relevant
>It doesn't need to be original
>It doesn't matter that its reposted by spam bots
>It doesn't matter that there's a discord for it
YOU ARE NOW HERE
>It doesn't matter that its dated
>It doesn't need to be used as cope
>It doesn't matter that its a tranny meme
>It doesn't matter that it has a soijack edit
>It doesn't matter that its a reddit meme
>It doesn't matter nobody cares anymore

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>It doesn't matter if regional forms are mostly / exclusively Kanto mons

Are you retarded? How on earth do you extrapolate this as anything but a good thing? You are probably one of those shit eaters that think pic related is good.

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Yes. Gen5 will forever be the peak of the series

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Give me more Regis, I need one of each type.

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Didn't they get rid of abilities and a lot of moves in Arceus?

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Shazam posting has now resorted to targeting Pokemon. Next up will be some AA anime game.

Is there some kind of reverse shazam specifically for pokemon? Because everything written here is true.

>shazam
Worth shit after ER dabbed on the entire meme, get with the times gramps.

shazam has been correct literally every time

>It doesn't need to have Mega Evolutions
>It doesn't matter if it has the same difficulty with no option to change it
>It doesn't need any references to Portugal
These are actually true.