>Brutally blows Elden Ring out of the water
Brutally blows Elden Ring out of the water
Noah Johnson
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Chase Sullivan
this reminds me of an old donkey kong country render from the 90s
Mason Cruz
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!
Christian Morales
what game?
Colton Butler
I hate sony so fucking much
Christopher Gutierrez
nikocardo what are you doing my brother get out of the water
Jaxson Peterson
What monster is this?
Dylan Price
Sales, reviews, and player retention all say otherwise :)
Joshua Peterson
>[citation needed]
Nathaniel Jenkins
Shrek Kart
Samuel Gomez
I thought this pic had to be an edit, but apparently it's actually real?
Daniel Edwards
I seem to recall Bamco stating that Elden Ring sold 12 million units a few days ago. Could OP please provide sales figures for the new Horizon game?
Jonathan Brown
I what regard?
Underpreforming sales expectations?
Jackson Rodriguez
Is she trying to look as disgusting as possible?
Christopher Torres
lol
Juan Lewis
Wyatt Jenkins
gonna need a source op
Xavier Torres
what a fucking ugly character holy shit
Isaiah Miller
I see you used 'blow' again.
Great, alloy really does blow (sexually) the tarnished.
Noah Diaz
She has nice titties
Christopher Clark
Brutally blows.
Connor Russell
>2022, I am forgotten ( and strong and independent )
Isaac Myers
no it doesn't.
Kevin Perry
same energy
Jordan Thompson
I still have no idea what causes her to make this face
Is it some photo mode shit?
Julian Allen
well yes, it gets displaced with all that volume sinking in.
Dylan Watson
Yes. Photo mode has a few silly facial expressions you can pic
Julian Anderson
Ryan Clark
>I still have no idea what causes her to make this face
Macdonald and mutt's genetics
Anthony Gomez
Nathaniel Brown
lipstick on a pig
Thomas Smith
Jesus Christ was a sad and pathetic life.
Evan Clark
some
BODY ONCE TOLD THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
Cooper Stewart
>t. subversive jewish Horizon dev
cry more about MUH UX.
Carson Sullivan
lol
lmao even
Adam James
He's trying to push a meme, but it's not a corporate shill.
Evan Gonzalez
The only water that Horizon occupies that Elden Ring doesn't is the toilet.
James Sullivan
Fuck, I didn't needed to laugh
Isaiah Allen
President George W. Bush was in a secret society at Yale Called the Skull and Bones. His dad was too, and they all worshipped Satan.
In one of the Skull and Bones initiation rituals you have to lie naked in a coffin while masturbating in front of the older members. Since former presiden Gorge W. Bush senior was also a member, he requested to be there in order to watch his son's initiation. Meaning he watched his own son masturbate.
President Bush masturbated in front of his dad.
David Smith
>brutally blows
Could've ended the thread there
Leo Evans
>tfw 88 on metacritic
William Ross
Snoy games seem obsessed with photo modes that let you ruin the mood