You claim to be comfymaxxing but I don't see your GF. Where is she?

You claim to be comfymaxxing but I don't see your GF. Where is she?

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>yeah bro you need to get a stinking hole that nags and bitches and complains and is emotionally dependent on you to be muh comfy gomfy pomfy womfy
fuck off discord tranny

Being alone is maximum comfy.

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I'm so thankful that my fiance is a 5'5 115lb white redhead who's cute, more conservative than me, gave me my red wings, and primarily likes vidya and anime

I don't need a lottery because I already won it.

Lmao

i havent been hugged for years

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if you did this your left arm would be in a lot of pain and probably numb after a few minutes

>but I don't see your GF.

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My GF is at work today.
We both work remote but she goes in on Mondays and I go in on Tuesdays.
We actually both met at the company she currently works for but I've since left that company.

Why do girls love the switch so much?

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This is your average pokemon fan

imagine using gyro controls

arceus is unplayable without them

>Don't know the pleasures of you and the one you love both doing your own thing in each other's presence

She's a cunt

Shes literally laying next to me right now.

Don't lie to me user I see that cat.

>constant erections
>leaking pre everywhere
yeah that's not very comf

>gf
>she

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That's why you fuck first, genius

I have a sister but it's anything but comfy.

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