Meanwhile, on Coruscant Any Forums

>Meanwhile, on Coruscant Any Forums...

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>finally got my hands on a Chiss striptease holovid for a few thousand credits
I want a blue gf so bad bros...

Have you tried like talking to a Twi'lek girl? Or buying one if you're into that sort of business?

I wish I lived in Corelian

I don't like lekku, hair is cuter.

Soul

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So what happened to courasant during the sequel trilogy? Was everybody on this planet say fuck it lets move to the hosnian system?

Man fuck that dumbass, pussy ass, wrinkly ass, 2 steps from the grave ass "emperor" (actually elected chancellor, had to change the name to look more imposing lmao), controls the strongest military in the galaxy and can't even clear the lower levels before running with his tail between his ass

They kinda forgot about coruscant

correlia is such a fucking backwater you can't even spell its name right

Is 36 too old for the Jedi exams?

The end of Coruscant was a fucking evil joke.

Just go for a pantoran chick, sizable amount of them on the upper levels

>'bro just send some at-ats and star destroyers to the hood'
Good thing you're not in the military

Coruscant is just discount Trantor.

But Chiss girls are really serious and tacticool. And I want to look into the red abyss of her eyes.

>I-is that a gang of ruffians?
>AHHHHHHH, MY LEGION OF STORMTROOPERS IS USELESS, SAVE ME VADER!!!!
The absolute fucking state of Sheev

Absolutely pathetic cope, the lower levels are big enough that large gunships can comfortably fly and support troops, as it has been since the days of the "old republic", but now its "too expensive, too difficult, please don't look where the defense budget is going"
and then people wonder why people join terrorists groups

>being a simp for pupillets
>not aiming for techno space elves
Step up, senpai

>see a tranny walking down the city centre
>use my jedi powers to make it's midichlorians vibrate on male frequencies
>tfw the troon will never be a real woman, only a vile perversion of the force

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>admitting to be a force user
Shadow Troopers have been sent to your location, please stand still, less you die tired