Gentlemen, how do we fix ff14?

Gentlemen, how do we fix ff14?

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>making the whole game offline
>delete all the fetch quests missions
>rewire 3/5 of the main plot

Make the LGBT crowd mass abandon it. Focus on improving already existing systems before adding more, such as Gold Saucer minigames. More midcore content like DR.

Bring back Zenos but 'exile' him to the new world so we have a reason to go and fuck native ladies with him.
Alternatively make the Eleventh Vana'diel and bring in some of the XI girls.

release content that doesn't involve watching cutscenes

By ending it and building the next FF MMO on solid foundations instead of crap 1.0 spaghetti code.
And also
>non PS2 era graphics
>Actual gameplay that's not outdated tab target snoozefest,
>Actual mo cap in cutscenes instead of emote based slideshow
>Full voice over
>Bosses with randomized movesets instead of scripted simon says bullshit, but more forgiving
>Less one shot mechanics from said simon says that wipe the entire raid if one retard fucks up
>Stuff to do in the open world
>Challenging enemies in said open world
>Horizontal progression instead of inflated numbers
>Bigger butts

But none of that will ever happen cause the majority of the playerbase has Stockholmes Syndrome and will keep eating trinkets and excuses cause Yoshi is god

Content that isn't balanced for female players.

by turning on your tank stance

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Have dungeons with branching pathways instead of them being straight lines

It's absolutely dead as fuck. It should be an offline game at this point. Gil has reached like $5 per 20 mill.