Explain the story in 5 words or less

Explain the story in 5 words or less

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what is fucking going on

Zanzibart... Forgive me...

Ring broke. Get the pieces.

Space niggers fucking shit up

Its shit

Women Fuck shit up

Fix world or not lol

Virgin retard looking for cockring

Ring broke; Everyone Mad; Faggot

death returned to the world

I started Nioh yesterday, good.

Women ruin everything

Burn the tree embrace chaos

Kinda like all souls games

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Fromsoft's first dating sim

Tranny dilates and breaks ring.

I made my character a woman am I missing out

Local ayylmaos ruin everything (again)

Dark
Souls
2
Was
Better

Woman moment

dark souls 4 with aliens

Eternal Life Bad Idea, Actually

bitches are crazy

try fingers but hole

Tarnished rises and marries witch.

You get the Elden Ring

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You Don't Have The Right.

Could this be a dog?

O you don't have the right

George Martin farted at Miyazaki.

therefore you don't have the right

Is this shit supposed to mimic a song or something? Is that why faggots think it's funny?

someone fucked up big time