>Game has cooking mechanics
>you can't fail
Game has cooking mechanics
Brody Hughes
Luis Wood
RIGHT
>*slams the every loving fuck out of the knife onto the cutting board*
Jason Ramirez
Nathan Hernandez
That looks like it would eviscerate the roof of your mouth in 2 seconds flat
Lincoln Long
i got banned the last time i posted the pasta here on Any Forums but rest assured it is hilarious and accurate, go to the /ck/ archive if you don't believe me
Kayden Davis
>/ck/ pasta
youre going to have to be a LOT more specific
Benjamin Barnes
I don't get it
Brandon Carter
That bread looks fucking raw
Ethan Williams
>PAN
>NICE AND HOT
Samuel Reyes
I'm fucking hungry and blew all my welfare on weed
Cooper Bell
>taps knife on board
>lays down the knife, picks up another knife
>taps knife on board
right
Sebastian Anderson
Well don't do that retard
Christopher Wilson
>wanting to make a grilled melted cheese sandwich
>buy mozzarella and some quick melt cheese
>they just get burnt and not melt at all
>the mozzarella wasnt even gooey and stringy like in those cooking videos
Camden Thompson
Why are you black
Matthew Martinez
>can't look up basic recipes in the age of YouTube
Colton Morris
Sometimes I get really mad at how stupid people on Any Forums can be, and start wishing I could make them suffer for their stupidity.
Then a post like this comes along and reminds me that stupid people already cause themselves great suffering throughout their lives, and I feel a lot better.
Xavier Cruz
2 days left
I'm Austrian
Up yours you troon
Carter Wilson
FUCKING KIMCHI
IN A FUCKING GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
FUCKIN KIMCHI
Nicholas Peterson
>I fucked up a grilled cheese sandwich
You're better than this, user.
Carter Fisher
>forgets the cutting board
>SLAMS THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT OF THE KNIFE ONTO THE COUNTER
>get slapped instantly by the woman of the house for damaging both an expensive knife and counter
>game over
Brody Jackson
What was his excuse he made later on?
That he didn't have the correct appliances or ingredients?
He could have at least popped that shit in the oven. Its just a solid block of cheese in that sandwich.
Lucas Cook
What was the name of the schizophrenic guy on youtube that made insane cooking videos like cooking hot dogs directly on his stovetop, and using water from the toilet to cook pasta in?
His house was a fucking mess and I think in one video he was in a gas mask. He also was thinking of patenting his idea that if he lifts his feet with his hands he'll fly in the air.
Blake White
gaem
Jace Brooks
Stop forcing a meme, its legitimately embarrassing.
Kevin Wilson
what the fuck are you on about? you're trying way too hard
Adam Clark
I can do porkbones-boiled-for-48-hours tonkotsu ramen easy
I think the problem is that the cheese sold here is not real cheese, so they only melt when I boil them in water for mac and cheese but they never melt in oven
Mason Cooper
are brits even human?
David Reyes
Hardly any effort on my part. Parrot man.
Juan White
Based. Same here. Retards will, without fail, horribly fuck themselves over at least once in their pathetic lives.
Charles Moore
Based on what?
Brandon King
sounds good to me desu