Elden ring

all huge boss with hands and huge weapons, I am used to huge boss without hands

dopamine receptors absolutely fried

Was going str/dex for pizza cutter build but I wanna go str/faith for the blasphemous blade. Is this a good distribution for it? Dunno if picking Vagabond was a good decision.

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Fucking Lobsters

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The shittiest part about this boss is not even learning his moveset, but his openings are so small that you may only hit him once, making the fight drag for more than it should, i simply gave up trying to fight him with "honor" and now i just span pocket sand on basically every boss

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Does anyone even level endurance? The medium load weight is so generous I feel like you don’t have to. And I was rolling through Radagon’s shockwaves with it so it’s not really worse than the light load roll.

Roll through him when he does the bullshit spinning move. When you roll through, get ready to do it again because he'll come back for you. It is 100% dodgeable. Still bad game design tho.

don't worry, fromsoft doesn't understand either

No, don't bother. If you don't care about armor, and you're not using some meme build like the goat roll that needs a ton of endurance+FP, stop at like 15. 20 end is the meta at level 125 for almost every build (for builds that aren't shit), so adjust according to your level.

Is Bloodhound Fang better if I just pump dex and keep strength at the 18 requirement, or level both strength and dex?

Also what's a good weapon to pair it with for powerstancing? I don't plan on using any kind of magic or leveling int, fth, or arc

>you're still a slave to the greater will in every ending except ranni where youre a slave to the dark moon god

why is this game just getting absolutely circle jerked like crazy? I get it's a good game but you point out one flaw in it's design and you just get swarmed.

>What boss/enemy gives you trouble no matter what?
The ones with attacks that are delayed to next week and combos with gorillion hits, so like 90% of them

If you use a greatshield poke and guard counter playstyle more end is probably a good idea

Am I the only one who sees a fat ass in the thumbnail?

It's good regardless of stats.

>bust my ass defeating Melania, thinking it would get me a different ending because I collected all the runes
>IT WAS DA AGE OF FRACTURE XD

Yeah fuck you too Miyazaki, god forbid I do anything besides your precious blue waifu ending. Fuck

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>gotta beat radagon before elden beast every time

well this fuckin sucks

why does the blacksmith get amnesia when the tree burns?

Was buffing a bunch in online a thing in the other games? I did some online play in DS1-DS3, a little of everything from co-op to covenants to invasions, and I don't remember seeing players pop any buffs. Just some sippies from flasks but even duelists would chug all their sips just before a duel as a goodwill gesture. I see a lot of players in these ER webms/vids popping like 10+ items and spells then 1-2 shotting someone. Just seems pointless to play online if your interactions are shorter than the time spent applying buffs, literally.

Does the Tanith questline seriously just end with her eating the snake?

arent they the exact same enemy as the undead settlement dregs from ds3?
I just stunlock them into death before they do anything

If you're using that you should neck yourself before that. Either way, no, you're wrong. The best pvp build in the game literally uses greatshield poking faggotry. Prob the best pve build too but bosses have some crazy attacks so idk. Endurance isn't required. If you wanna be a fag you can go do your own research on it. And I hope you fail

Yeah it should have meant a different ending. Miquella's Needle is entirely pointless unless you unwantingly stumble into frenzy flame, which is stupid. That should have been a lasting consequence considering you need to VERY SPECIFICALLY shoot for it, so on subsequent playthroughs it's just useless to even do Millicent's questline. Hell of an oversight.

This Combined with some jump heavy attacks (R2/RTrigger) followed up with regular attacks (R1/RB). A striking weapon works better on them too, I THINK.

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Guys, I'm basically retarded and I need help.
What colossal greatsword does the most DMG?
I'm still rocking the Zweihander and I noticed today while helping some people with bosses that I was doing tickle damage compared to them.
Is 740 DMG bad for a colossal greatsword?

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