Ranni thread

ranni thread

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where's fic fag

Elden Ring? I thought that shit flopped

Best girl

>tfw Ranni won’t come out of her jar.

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Threadly reminder that Ranni:
>stole the Rune of Death
>killed Godwyn
>killed Iji and Blaidd
>is the leader of the Black Knife Assassins
>is the Gloam-Eyed/Dusk-Eyed Queen, leader of the Godskin Apostles
>is the Lord of the Eternal Cities
>raped Seluvis
>cursed Radagon
>forced Radagon to cuck her mother into insanity
>manipulated Marika into shattering the Elden Ring
>gave Radahn aids
>made Caelid uninhabitable
>taught Malenia the waterfowl dance she uses
>kidnapped Miquella and gave him to Mohg
>is actually the Formless Mother
>is responsible for the Omens
>is responsible for the Valiant Gargoyles fight
>created the Misbegotten
>taught Godrick the secrets of grafting
>convinced Fia to cuck you for Godwyn
>created the Primeval Current
>is leader of the Fire Monks
>enslaved Hewg
>blinded Irina
>killed a bunch of academy mages and blamed it on Sellen
>turned Sellen into a meatball
>killed Thops
>killed Rogier
>killed Latenna's wolf companion
>ordered the massacre on the Albinauric Village
>murdered 6 million merchants in the gas chambers under Leyndell
>summoned the Frenzied Flame
>caused Vyke to go insane
>got Shabriri to kill and possess Yura
>started the war with the dragons
>killed the Dragon God
>started the war with the giants
>killed the Fell God
>called Astel from the void to destroy one of the Eternal Cities
>has the most difficult and convoluted NPC questline to date, LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE without a guide detailing each step
>enslaves humanity to the evil Dark Moon God in her ending
>doesn't actually like you, you're just a pawn in her bid for power
>convinced Miyazaki on the Elden Beast fight
>cut Melina's dialogue lines from the game when the devs weren't looking so she could steal the heroine spot
>called Boc ugly
She can't keep getting away with it

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I'm very confident that Ranni does not have any breasts at all let alone breasts that large.

Tranni thread

She also
>Told the poachers where Jarburg is
>Convinced Alexander to fight you
Bros..

Shabriri stop, everyone knows Marika is the tranny

RANNI RANNI RANNI!!!
CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!

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Wasn't me

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And smol

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>ranni
Who? That's the witch Renna who gifted me some ring that summons wolves.

Mischievous little doll! Needs correction!

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>called Boc ugly
did she really? I might have to unwaifu this bitch. Boc is the best boy

>Got fair consort instead of dear consort because I didn't know about resting at her room's grace
>Final boss room is blocked off forever now
Bros....

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Now you have motivation to replay the game again and get another darkmoon greatsword

finally...

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I realistically can't see replaying this game for another 5 years at minimum. The exploration and discovery is what makes it, I can't imagine just going through the motions already knowing where everything is. Same reason I can't replay BotW.

Nice user, enjoy the rest of the game because it'll only get worse from now on

Dearest?

two arms around your back two arms around your neck
the ultimate hug

Ranni a cute

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