Radahnsimps

>failed to siege the capital
>failed to defeat Malenia
>now a rotten husk that eats its own soldiers
What is the reason for all the simping for radahn? He accomplished nothing and then died. This is not in favor for Malenia here. My question is what makes him so great? Seems like people are raging that it was a draw against a women and after some time she was better off than him.we know of NOTHING besides his horse magic. There is nothing more to his story. No motives, nothing. At she tried to tell to outer gods to fuck off, Radahm didn't have a single goal

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the way he handles and cares for his horse.
every person who is good with animals can be good with people.
OH
and cool armor

Also when malenia fought against radahn she was blind, lost 3 limbs and was most likely constantly in pain. The second she weaponized the thing that made her vastly weaker the battle was over. If she would have just said fuck it and let herself become a full goddess she could have thrown 100s of blooms and scarlet rot attacks at radahn while a single one took him out

>Radahm didn't have a single goal
He kept all the fallingstar beasts and malformed stars from falling to the Lands Between, hence Conqueror of the Stars.
Radahn wants to become strong and keep getting stronger. He takes great pride in his strength and has admiration for strong people and symbols of strength.

he literally did beat malenia,
she was beaten dumb and literallly had to get carried back to her base so radhan wouldn't fucking kill her

Ah yes, headcanon. We don't know if radahn was knocked out too. At the very least Finlay managed to fight him off in order to get Malenia. Radahn was the rotting away cause his army and land was then gone.

ITT Things women and trannies will never understand

>itt: incels side with an dog that's an slave to its master because the opposition was an Woman.
Malenia wanted the outer gods to fuck off. She was in the right. She wanted complete independence and freedom from extraterrestrial beings. Radahn was a slave to the gw and go

He protected the Lands Between from the creatures out in the stars whereas his opponent Malenia killed thousands of innocents, made an entire country unlivable and triggered one of many ongoing apocalypses all over a pointless war. That bit is what elevates Radahn to "pretty respectable dude".

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"Muh slaves muh GW" gets tossed around a lot to justify some horrible shit that objectively fucked over a lot of people, while at most the GW is defective and unintentionally erroring.

I hope you live forever.

He literally held back the fucking stars.
Like, literally. That's not a metaphor.

Yeah, a few comets. Amazing. Couldn't hold back some rot

it doesn't mention radhan getting knocked out , just rotted while it specifically mentions malenia getting fucked up and having to be rescued

Dedicating oneself to being the strongest warrior is to become the ultimate tool. Soldiers and armies are a means, not an end. Radahn was a fool and his fate as a mindless cannibal is no mistake.

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Motherfucker holds stars
Stars dude.

Can YOU hold back a few comets?

I don't think you understand. It was literally the entirety of the stars. Not just a few comets.

What's so bad about the stars for them to need to be holded back?

>"Imbue the Naturalborn's stars with magic to perform a sweeping strike."
>"This attack leaves a dark cloud of stars in its wake that lingers briefly before exploding."
I think you don't understand what stats are.

Stars crashing = more Elden Beast-tier beings

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It's full the ayylmao's that want nothing more than to kill.

Morgott is the true Elden Lord

>Malenia (woman) fucks up everything for no reason, fails to do the one thing she was supposed to, which is protect Miquella
>Radahn (not a woman) holds back the stars from ruining everything even more, even in his insanity, holds a glorious tournament on the reg, and still cares for his horse bro

Really makes you think...

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my ancestor :)

>boy thats an reddit horse fanatic doesn't understand the story
Happens everything

Again how is killing everyone in order to "make the GW fuck off" important when she didn't even save her brother yet.

>loses against Malenia holding back
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Radahnbros????

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The GW really fucked up when it decided letting Radagon marry Renalla was the best way to conquer Liurnia and then ditching her off.
>Radahn stopped their ability of sending down AYYS
>Rykard rebelled and made it his goal to devour the Gods
>Ranni ends up being the cause of the shattering
It really came back to bite them in the ass big time.

>Malenia hasn't been nerfed
says more than any vid

I think the game does a really good job at showing the GW isn't omniscient and omnipotent on purpose, it's kinda the point.

>>Ranni ends up being the cause of the shattering
headcanon

its pretty much implied that the shattering happened due to night of black knives,
which was caused by ranni
so yea she caused it

marika caused it

Reminder that the GW is legitimately benevolent. Think about it, it's a literal reality warper, which means it could easily dominate the entire planet in a much crueler and more efficient fashion if that was really in the cards.

But because it doesn't, and because we know life was pretty good Pre-Shattering, we are forced to conclude the GW must be a benevolent god.

>Gets Marika's favourite son killed which makes her go ballistic and shattering the elden ring
She kinda did.

>Maleniacuck was so mad he got btfo on the last thread, he made another one
lol, lmao even

yeah after godwyn got killed because of ranni

headcanon
it is never implied that the shattering was caused because of godwyn's death

Life wasn't good pre-shattering though

Forgive me Radahnzibart