Damn, Samus looks like THAT!?
Damn, Samus looks like THAT!?
the baby
my bird wife...
>get team ninja to develop an action game
>force them to use a literal NES control scheme
what the fuck were they thinking
Am I just a coomer or does anyone else want to cum inside her?
samus is designed to get impregnated by facehuggers
It's just you.
what color is it?
>tragic moments
C'mon, I was coerced to take the tardvaxx too, but it wasn't that bad
Actually this is Samus.
Yes, she has. The only people who hate this are boomers approaching their mid 30s who created their own idea of what Samus looked like well before Nintendo gave an iconic design.
Sorry, they gave Samus a recognizable face all the way back in zero mission. She's been a blonde woman with stupid bangs and a blue skin tight suit for nearly 2 decades.
If anything Samus looks like this
Made for facehugger cock
>what the fuck was Sakamoto thinking
Fixed that for you. And what he was thinking was idiotic. The rationale was that he was impressed by how people bred innovation from limitation back in the old days of gaming and he wanted to bring that back. Also he wanted to make it so anyone who hadn't played video games since the literal NES could play Metroid Other M
Looks like what exactly? Photoshop?
Yeah exactly
BUILT
blonde white big ass
Yep built for BLACKED
>play other m at age 15
>starting cutscene with zero suit samus
>mom thinks im looking at porn
I fucking hate boomers man
for shithole remodeling
>at age 15
Get out of here you underageb& fa...
>Other M was released 20 years ago
Fuck
Yeah, she has for nearly 15 years, slowpoke.
Hotwife for blacks
>2010
Not like this, pls no
damn ho